Trump informs 1/6 committee that he has diplomatic immunity as a representative of Russian Government!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his latest bid to prevent the House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack from obtaining relevant documents, Donald Trump has claimed diplomatic immunity in his capacity as a representative of the Russian government.​

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According to Trump’s legal argument, his status as a Russian official during his four years in the White House makes all documents produced during his tenure property of the Russian Federation.​

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“Any attempt by the U.S. to seize Russian property will be seen as an act of war,” a letter from Trump’s legal team reads.​

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While Trump waits to see if his claim of diplomatic immunity succeeds, he is also prepared to argue that, having once hired Rudolph Giuliani as his attorney, he would be justified in pleading insanity.​

Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official

Having once hired Rudolph Giuliani as his attorney, he would also be justified in pleading insanity.

www.newyorker.com

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his latest bid to prevent the House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack from obtaining relevant documents, Donald Trump has claimed diplomatic immunity in his capacity as a representative of the Russian government.​

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According to Trump’s legal argument, his status as a Russian official during his four years in the White House makes all documents produced during his tenure property of the Russian Federation.​

​

“Any attempt by the U.S. to seize Russian property will be seen as an act of war,” a letter from Trump’s legal team reads.​

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While Trump waits to see if his claim of diplomatic immunity succeeds, he is also prepared to argue that, having once hired Rudolph Giuliani as his attorney, he would be justified in pleading insanity.​

Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official

Having once hired Rudolph Giuliani as his attorney, he would also be justified in pleading insanity.

www.newyorker.com

May as well. Nothing else has worked so far. Might as well embrace that which you took advantage of five years ago.

 

[Polishprince]

Since the current Regime in Washington officially recognizes The Donald as a foreign agent, he might as well take advantage of the situation.

 

[DrLove]

Since the current Regime in Washington officially recognizes The Donald as a foreign agent, he might as well take advantage of the situation.

I don't think Dumpster Boy's ever been a Russian agent. Merely a Useful Idiot or полезный идиот as it's referred to in the homeland

 

[Claudette]

I'll just stand over here and LMAO. You lefty loons are nuts.

 

[WinterBorn]

Sounds like there is something majorly incriminating in Trump's papers.