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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-Elect Donald Trump's cabinet picks continued to stir up controversy on Capitol Hill and across the country, as he announced that he had officially nominated "the Viking dude at the Capital" for FBI Director.
Trump's nomination of the right-wing icon surprised people from all parts of the political spectrum. Most mainstream political commentators heavily criticized the decision, with many of them citing his lack of law enforcement or legal experience and the number of women he must have raped since he was a Trump appointee, as well as Trump not even knowing what his name is, not that we do either.
"So, I don't know his name", said Trump. "But we all know who he is all the same, and we love him, don't we? "He's a great guy, very smart, very talented. Let me tell you, folks, he'll run a better FBI than James Comey ever did. Very sad, James Comey. He was a dirty guy. 'Dirty Jim,' we call him. Very sad guy. We think that the FBI will turn things around under Director Viking man. And that's quite a hat, I must say."
While the Viking had not yet commented publicly on the nomination, being very secretive and illusive, many conservatives were optimistic that the FBI would spend less time spying on American citizens and more time on Viking stuff.
His FBI agents will be the thousands arrested on January 6th. Don't worry Dims, I doubt very highly they will return the favor by putting in jail those who put them in jail, well, at least somewhat certain.............................maybe. Historically, Vikings have been very forgiving in the past, right?
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