Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas

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Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas​

Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas

NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.

babylonbee.com

27 Dec 2025



NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.
After giving much thought to what they would like, Trump decided there was simply no better gift than sending them to meet Allah.
"A one-way ticket to Allah! They're going to love this," said Trump as he wrote "Merry Christmas" on the missiles destined for Nigeria. "No one gives better gifts then me, your favorite President. It's a beautiful gift, very expensive, let me tell you. I spent millions of dollars on it, but it will all be worth it for the looks on their faces. It's so nice, I don't think anyone will be regifting this one."
Dubbed "Operation Santa Trump", the military helped deliver Trump's presents to several sites in Nigeria with incredible precision. "It feels good, giving back," said Air Force pilot Lieutenant Dan "Firefly" Rogers. "We all need help sometimes getting away from thinking about ourselves, and the whole commercialization of Christmas. When you pull the trigger to send gifts like that, it brings the meaning of Christmas home."
At publishing time, the dead terrorists had discovered that Allah had a different name and was not quite what they had in mind.



Commentary:
"The United Nations has assessed ISIS-K as the most significant transnational threat among all ISIS affiliates."
Then why the hell isn't the UN doing something about it? Anyone know of anything the UN is good for aside from making trouble?
Because factually, the UN has been occupied by the Muslin Brotherhood, the main Islamic terroristic force.
ISIS was decimated under Trump's 1st term, time to blast the creatures back to Hades, where they can be with their fake savoir.
Whether it ISIS in Syria, or Boko Haram in Nigerian, their brutality against Christians must end.
Trump has made that very clear especially with the Christmas package he just sent.

 

[pknopp]

Seems it's impossible for either party to not turn everyone into a Perpetual war president.

 

[konradv]

Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas​

Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas

NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.

babylonbee.com

27 Dec 2025



NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.
After giving much thought to what they would like, Trump decided there was simply no better gift than sending them to meet Allah.
"A one-way ticket to Allah! They're going to love this," said Trump as he wrote "Merry Christmas" on the missiles destined for Nigeria. "No one gives better gifts then me, your favorite President. It's a beautiful gift, very expensive, let me tell you. I spent millions of dollars on it, but it will all be worth it for the looks on their faces. It's so nice, I don't think anyone will be regifting this one."
Dubbed "Operation Santa Trump", the military helped deliver Trump's presents to several sites in Nigeria with incredible precision. "It feels good, giving back," said Air Force pilot Lieutenant Dan "Firefly" Rogers. "We all need help sometimes getting away from thinking about ourselves, and the whole commercialization of Christmas. When you pull the trigger to send gifts like that, it brings the meaning of Christmas home."
At publishing time, the dead terrorists had discovered that Allah had a different name and was not quite what they had in mind.



Commentary:
"The United Nations has assessed ISIS-K as the most significant transnational threat among all ISIS affiliates."
Then why the hell isn't the UN doing something about it? Anyone know of anything the UN is good for aside from making trouble?
Because factually, the UN has been occupied by the Muslin Brotherhood, the main Islamic terroristic force.
ISIS was decimated under Trump's 1st term, time to blast the creatures back to Hades, where they can be with their fake savoir.
Whether it ISIS in Syria, or Boko Haram in Nigerian, their brutality against Christians must end.
Trump has made that very clear especially with the Christmas package he just sent.

Aren’t those the same ones he threw a party for in the WH?

 

[Anarchy666]

Seems it's impossible for either party to not turn everyone into a Perpetual war president.

Blame GWB and Obama for expanding GWB's wars. Particularly GWB since he allowed 9/11 to transpire on American soil

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Seems it's impossible for either party to not turn everyone into a Perpetual war president.

.

This was not war.

This is the end of genocide.

Report shows thousands of Christians killed in Nigeria this year

A new report reveals over 7,000 Nigerian Christians have been killed by Islamists and Fulani herdsmen extremists in the first 220 days of...

www.mnnonline.org

56,000 killed in Nigeria’s ethnic and religious violence; Christians disproportionately affected – EWTN Great Britain

ewtn.co.uk

7,000 Christians have been killed in Nigeria this year, group says

The violence has displaced at least 12 million Christians since 2009, according to Intersociety.

www.newsweek.com

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[pknopp]

Blame GWB and Obama for expanding GWB's wars.

I have many times.......continuing their foolishness is not on them though.

 

[Anarchy666]

I have many times.......continuing their foolishness is not on them though.

Do you not understand the concept of inertia? An object in motion remains in motion. Ever since the Islamists were able to successfully murder 3,000 of our fellow Americans on 9/11 they've only become more emboldened. We have yet to hit them back as hard as they've hit us. Taliban are still in power. ISIS is resurgent. The President doesn't control the world, he is one man.

 

[BS Filter]

Seems it's impossible for either party to not turn everyone into a Perpetual war president.

Well, there's a lot of evil to clear out. It's a full-time job.

 

[BS Filter]

I have many times.......continuing their foolishness is not on them though.

Why is killing terrorists "foolishness"?

 

[Thinker101]

 

[pknopp]

Why is killing terrorists "foolishness"?

Stay home and terrorists no longer exist.

 

[BS Filter]

Stay home and terrorists no longer exist.

In other words, surrender.

 

[Hollie]

Stay home and terrorists no longer exist.

They just magically disappear.

 

[Hollie]

In other words, surrender.

The left are surrender monkeys.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

In other words, surrender.

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No.

He/she/it means sit back and applaud them as they slaughter Christian women and children.

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