"It's gonna be yuuuge, Space Force T & The Batshitticons, the Martians will pay for it and we'll have a huuuge flying robot, the best most beautiful robot ever. And space lasers on space sharks, on their beautiful shark heads to be exact. Sharknado? Too low energy, we'll have Shark Command Galactic Defenders. We have to protect the border with space, any space aliens caught trying to cross the border illegally will be jailed and their children put in cages. My supporters, the best uneducated ever, I LIKE 'EM, they've pointed out for hundreds of years, no I mean thousands of years, all the UFO's they've seen and the many times they've been taken prisoner and had to have sex with goats and big fat orange men, they have convinced me this is a real threat to our country and it's all the Democrat's fault. How many years did they have to stop the space aliens and Obama instead was busy killing Bin Laden, what a terrible deal.
So there, I've solved the space alien problem where's my trophies and prizes and free get out of jail free card from Mueller, and lifetime gift card to McDonald's. There was no collusion, Howdy Doody vindicated me, I'll pardon myself obviously I'll do that, but why would I have to, I'm totally vindicated so I won't have to pardon myself but I will so it doesn't matter if I'm guilty, though I'm not. I pardon you."
