Toobin's New Beat: Renowned Masturbator Joins New York Times

[Missourian]

The New York Times is the best place possible for America's favorite serial public clown boxer. For the latest in dolphin polishing, monkey spanking, gherkin jerking opinion, look no further than the pages of The New York Times.

His new column will be called Lubin' with Toobin.

Toobin's New Beat: Renowned Masturbator Joins New York Times

Talk about a career climax. Jeffrey Toobin, one of the world's most prominent masturbators, is coming to the New York Times as an opinion columnist. It's another stroke of luck for the so-called legal analyst, who has managed to fully revive his career after being caught pleasuring himself...

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[White 6]

The New York Times is the best place possible for America's favorite serial public clown boxer. For the latest in dolphin polishing, monkey spanking, gherkin jerking opinion, look no further than the pages of The New York Times.

His new column will be called Lubin' with Toobin.

Toobin's New Beat: Renowned Masturbator Joins New York Times

Talk about a career climax. Jeffrey Toobin, one of the world's most prominent masturbators, is coming to the New York Times as an opinion columnist. It's another stroke of luck for the so-called legal analyst, who has managed to fully revive his career after being caught pleasuring himself...

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When I glossed the title, I thought it was going to be something about Vance and his couch cushion screwing.
I am not familiar with Toobin.
"Lubin with Toobin" would be a heck of title, though.

 

[San Souci]

The New York Times is the best place possible for America's favorite serial public clown boxer. For the latest in dolphin polishing, monkey spanking, gherkin jerking opinion, look no further than the pages of The New York Times.

His new column will be called Lubin' with Toobin.

Toobin's New Beat: Renowned Masturbator Joins New York Times

Talk about a career climax. Jeffrey Toobin, one of the world's most prominent masturbators, is coming to the New York Times as an opinion columnist. It's another stroke of luck for the so-called legal analyst, who has managed to fully revive his career after being caught pleasuring himself...

freebeacon.com

Has he gone blind yet? Or got snakes in his belly? (snicker)

 

[White 6]

Has he gone blind yet? Or got snakes in his belly? (snicker)

Not gone blind, but is wearing glasses.

 

[San Souci]

Not gone blind, but is wearing glasses.

Only a matter of time. Bet his favorite song id "My Own Ding A Ling."

 

[buckeye]

In a more just world Toobin would be working as a server at Olive Garden.