To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead

[Mack The Finger]

This is from the Bee. Fake news you can trust !

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead.

"He's just going to end up dead anyway," said noted Assembly of Experts member Aziz Mahabad shortly before he was taken out by a tomahawk missile. "So in a way, our new supreme leader is invulnerable. America can do nothing to him."

Iran's new leader, Ayatollah Fulān, is reportedly the corpse of an unidentified male who they believe possesses a keen masculine energy. "We don't know who Fulān was before, but he's really doing a dynamite job so far, no pun intended," said interim President Masoud Pezeshkian shortly before he was blown apart by a stealth bomber. "He hasn't ordered anyone to be tortured or beheaded at all. He might be our greatest supreme leader ever!"

According to American sources, Secretary of State Marco Rubio has already met with Supreme Leader Fulān on two separate occasions. "He has a great silent wit," Rubio said. "I think negotiations are going well and we may soon see an end to this conflict."

At publishing time, American forces received a significant blow to morale when Supreme Leader Fulān was bombed, but remained in control of his government.

 

[petro]

The palace cook being informed he is the 189th Designated Survivor to be Supreme Leader of Iran.

 

[gtopa1]

Is it too soon??









Nah:

Greg

 

[petro]

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

This is from the Bee. Fake news you can trust !

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead.

"He's just going to end up dead anyway," said noted Assembly of Experts member Aziz Mahabad shortly before he was taken out by a tomahawk missile. "So in a way, our new supreme leader is invulnerable. America can do nothing to him."

Iran's new leader, Ayatollah Fulān, is reportedly the corpse of an unidentified male who they believe possesses a keen masculine energy. "We don't know who Fulān was before, but he's really doing a dynamite job so far, no pun intended," said interim President Masoud Pezeshkian shortly before he was blown apart by a stealth bomber. "He hasn't ordered anyone to be tortured or beheaded at all. He might be our greatest supreme leader ever!"

According to American sources, Secretary of State Marco Rubio has already met with Supreme Leader Fulān on two separate occasions. "He has a great silent wit," Rubio said. "I think negotiations are going well and we may soon see an end to this conflict."

At publishing time, American forces received a significant blow to morale when Supreme Leader Fulān was bombed, but remained in control of his government.

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Joke all you like. The next one, will be worse than the last one.
We..just..don't..learn...wait..correction. The Alt-Right (Republican, conservative) doesn't learn.

 

[Mack The Finger]

Joke all you like.

“The Iranian regime had their chance, yet refused to make a deal — and now they are suffering the consequences. For almost fifty years, Iran has targeted and killed Americans, always seeking the world’s most powerful weapons to further their radical cause. Last night, unlike any previous president, President Trump began dealing with this cancer."

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

“The Iranian regime had their chance, yet refused to make a deal — and now they are suffering the consequences. For almost fifty years, Iran has targeted and killed Americans, always seeking the world’s most powerful weapons to further their radical cause. Last night, unlike any previous president, President Trump began dealing with this cancer."

Sorry. No evidence. I mean, I get it. The ongoing effort to absolve your savior. And you'll excuse anything.
But..it won't end well. For us. For them (civilians in Iran).

 

[Zincwarrior]

This is from the Bee. Fake news you can trust !

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead.

"He's just going to end up dead anyway," said noted Assembly of Experts member Aziz Mahabad shortly before he was taken out by a tomahawk missile. "So in a way, our new supreme leader is invulnerable. America can do nothing to him."

Iran's new leader, Ayatollah Fulān, is reportedly the corpse of an unidentified male who they believe possesses a keen masculine energy. "We don't know who Fulān was before, but he's really doing a dynamite job so far, no pun intended," said interim President Masoud Pezeshkian shortly before he was blown apart by a stealth bomber. "He hasn't ordered anyone to be tortured or beheaded at all. He might be our greatest supreme leader ever!"

According to American sources, Secretary of State Marco Rubio has already met with Supreme Leader Fulān on two separate occasions. "He has a great silent wit," Rubio said. "I think negotiations are going well and we may soon see an end to this conflict."

At publishing time, American forces received a significant blow to morale when Supreme Leader Fulān was bombed, but remained in control of his government.

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No Trump has ever served, in history.

 

[Invisibleflash]

This is from the Bee. Fake news you can trust !

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead.

"He's just going to end up dead anyway," said noted Assembly of Experts member Aziz Mahabad shortly before he was taken out by a tomahawk missile. "So in a way, our new supreme leader is invulnerable. America can do nothing to him."

Iran's new leader, Ayatollah Fulān, is reportedly the corpse of an unidentified male who they believe possesses a keen masculine energy. "We don't know who Fulān was before, but he's really doing a dynamite job so far, no pun intended," said interim President Masoud Pezeshkian shortly before he was blown apart by a stealth bomber. "He hasn't ordered anyone to be tortured or beheaded at all. He might be our greatest supreme leader ever!"

According to American sources, Secretary of State Marco Rubio has already met with Supreme Leader Fulān on two separate occasions. "He has a great silent wit," Rubio said. "I think negotiations are going well and we may soon see an end to this conflict."

At publishing time, American forces received a significant blow to morale when Supreme Leader Fulān was bombed, but remained in control of his government.

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[MarathonMike]

Was this thread by Mack The Finger prophetic? Kinda looking like Iran's "Supreme Council" may need to soon pick the next dead man walking for Ayatollah.