Thread of Future Headlines

[CrusaderFrank]

Uber driverless car runs over sex robot

 

[Compost]

Drone caught peeping sues homeowner for shooting it.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

AI sues for legal status..wants citizenship.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

"ACLU Files Suit In 'Rubber Love' Marriage Case"

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

First New York City Canals Open--Civic Leaders hail "New Venice"!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Man uses 3D printer to send penis sculpture to his ex-wife

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Water Wars Between India and China Escalate--230,000 believed Dead as China pushes into Ganges Headwaters