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[I amso IR]

Why are Trump's eye sockets several shades lighter in tone than the rest of his face?

How has Trump's hair gone from dark brown to blonde as he ages?

Only his hair dresser knows for sure!

 

[I amso IR]

This just in! Trump say's unh, unh, i forget. Oh yea, that was it, "I forget", I think. Any how, moving right along...

 

[AvgGuyIA]

When are the Bernie supporters going to realize the cards are stacked against him. I wonder why people bother to vote in the Democrat primaries. I hope Bernie returns to his Socialist party and runs again in the fall.

 

[Carla_Danger]

On CNN, Donald Trump just said that he built a great company.

How many have you built?

Counting her cool aide stand in the fifth grade?

That's Kool-Aid, moron.

 

[Rozman]

Ted Cruz accused Trump of dealing with mob boss "Fat Tony Salerno".

I would only be concerned if Cruz said Tony Soprano....
At least we all know who that is.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

On CNN, Donald Trump just said that he built a great company.

How many have you built?

Counting her cool aide stand in the fifth grade?

That's Kool-Aid, moron.

Like I give a shit how cool aide is spelled.