things which cannot be proven

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A little veiled play on epistemology, this — for your pleasure.

In a post, name something that cannot be proven.

Kick it off with:

That God exists.

 

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That blondes have more fun.

 

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That cats hate dogs.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Benghazi.

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RetiredGySgt]

That any mammal species has ever evolved into 2 or more entirely different species.

 

[UllysesS.Archer]

That God doesn't exist.

 

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That Elvis Presley was a born-again Christian.

 

[UllysesS.Archer]

homosexuals are 'born' that way.

 

[Rikurzhen]

Liberals are intelligent.

 

[Care4all]

That shart attacks are unnatural...

 

[shart_attack]

That shart attacks are unnatural...

That plants don't have emotions and/ or spirituality.

 

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That Brett Favre could have won a game at the old (i.e. now demolished) Texas Stadium if only he'd had better offensive lines.

 

[Care4all]

That Silence is golden

 

[Care4all]

What a little bird told me...

 

[shart_attack]

Benghazi.

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could be proven, that.

But anyhoo, movin' along:

That Little Miss Muffet once actually sat on a tuffet.

 

[Care4all]

That An Apple a day will keep the doctor away

 

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That you don't like green eggs and ham.

 

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That young George Washington chopped down his father's favorite cherry tree.

 

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That amoebae and paramecia don't do drive-by shootings.

 

[Care4all]

That life's a bitch and then you die