Votto
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- Oct 31, 2012
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With a new Pope at the helm, there are things we should all know about him, so here they are.
1. Changed his name from Robert Prevost to Leo XlV once he was chosen to be Pope. Red flag? I guess it beats changing his name to Aquarias or Pisces though.
2. He is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan. Unfortunately, this means that all Milwaukee Brewers fans will now be damned to hell for all eternity. Then again, living in Milwaukee all these years, will they even notice a difference?
3. Says he refuses to ever meet with JD Vance, at least until he can get his last will and testament in order.
4. Currently has a job as a Wall Mart greeter in downtown Chicago but will now have to wave behind bullet proof glass. Awkward.
5. Says he will not renew the plan to recapture the Holy Land but refuses to say whether he will renew the Inquisitions. After all, nobody every expects the Spanish Inquisition.
6. Wants to put a Dodge 6.4 hemi motor in the Pope mobile. Typical American white male. How did this man ever become Pope?
