They Have Already Ran Out of Condoms at the Olympic

[Captain Creeper]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2026/02/13/2026-winter-olympics-village-ran-out-of-condoms-after-just-three-days/

10,000 condoms supplied to the Olympic Village was not nearly enough to meet the demand of the horny, young athletes. Based of stories from prior Olympic Games, we know that the Olympic Village, where the athletes live during the games, is a hotbed of non-stop, free-for-all bango-tango. But I guess this year the competitors are more amorous than usual.

The old school approach in sports was to ban pre-performance sex. But that is no longer the case. Perhaps it should be, but I am not really qualified to make that call. What I do know is that the lack of rubbers most likely will not stop these Olympians from continuing to screw like rabbits. As a result, we are possibly going to see a baby boom among these people in a few months.

This begs the question: Do we really need more of these leftist divas? I don’t think so. But I am not going to be a buzz kill either. Go ahead and screw your brains out, kids!

 

[shockedcanadian]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2026/02/13/2026-winter-olympics-village-ran-out-of-condoms-after-just-three-days/

10,000 condoms supplied to the Olympic Village was not nearly enough to meet the demand of the horny, young athletes. Based of stories from prior Olympic Games, we know that the Olympic Village, where the athletes live during the games, is a hotbed of non-stop, free-for-all bango-tango. But I guess this year the competitors are more amorous than usual.

The old school approach in sports was to ban pre-performance sex. But that is no longer the case. Perhaps it should be, but I am not really qualified to make that call. What I do know is that the lack of rubbers most likely will not stop these Olympians from continuing to screw like rabbits. As a result, we are possibly going to see a baby boom among these people in a few months.

This begs the question: Do we really need more of these leftist divas? I don’t think so. But I am not going to be a buzz kill either. Go ahead and screw your brains out, kids!

Young athletes free from the Big Brother governments, all of the worlds fittest arriving in one location, this is not surprising.

 

[Blaster]

Sexual exercise to sharpen their athletic skills.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Sexual exercise to sharpen their athletic skills.

Or an opposing nation sending under performing athletes to the rooms of star athletes in other nations to steal their mojo and weaken their bodies and thus their chance to win a gold!

 

[sparky]

If this is somehow part of their training i'll applaud their uhmm.......efforts..... ~S~

 

[Captain Creeper]

Maybe they should add screwing as an Olympic competition.

 

[Blaster]

Or an opposing nation sending under performing athletes to the rooms of star athletes in other nations to steal their mojo and weaken their bodies and thus their chance to win a gold!

Muhammed Ali didn't have sex during training for a fight because he wanted his body to be strong when he stepped in the ring.

 

[Blaster]

Maybe they should add screwing as an Olympic competition.

I'd win a Gold Medal.

 

[Captain Creeper]

Muhammed Ali didn't have sex during training for a fight because he wanted his body to be strong when he stepped in the ring.

I’m sure it helps them fall asleep.

 

[Captain Creeper]

I'd win a Gold Medal.

I’d be lucky to get the bronze.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Muhammed Ali didn't have sex during training for a fight because he wanted his body to be strong when he stepped in the ring.

I forget the team but there was a coach in Europe who before the World Cup sent a letter to wives of players asking them, in a polite manner, to not become amorous before games. He demanded his players refrain from any intimacy until after the big games.

 

[Blaster]

I forget the team but there was a coach in Europe who before the World Cup sent a letter to wives of players asking them, in a polite manner, to not become amorous before games. He demanded his players refrain from any intimacy until after the big games.

Great advice.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd finish 4th so I didn't have to walk to the podium.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I guess they are all being used by the men's figure skaters on each other!

 

[Seymour Flops]

I have always refrained for a few days before important events, like PT tests, half marathons, and lately pickleball with the other old geezers. I have always found that have less energy after making crazy love.

I have more to say, but I'm a little tired right now.

 

[Muhammed]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2026/02/13/2026-winter-olympics-village-ran-out-of-condoms-after-just-three-days/

10,000 condoms supplied to the Olympic Village was not nearly enough to meet the demand of the horny, young athletes. Based of stories from prior Olympic Games, we know that the Olympic Village, where the athletes live during the games, is a hotbed of non-stop, free-for-all bango-tango. But I guess this year the competitors are more amorous than usual.

The old school approach in sports was to ban pre-performance sex. But that is no longer the case. Perhaps it should be, but I am not really qualified to make that call. What I do know is that the lack of rubbers most likely will not stop these Olympians from continuing to screw like rabbits. As a result, we are possibly going to see a baby boom among these people in a few months.

This begs the question: Do we really need more of these leftist divas? I don’t think so. But I am not going to be a buzz kill either. Go ahead and screw your brains out, kids!

There's a lot of "international relations" in Olympic Village.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

 

[MarathonMike]

Maybe they should add screwing as an Olympic competition.

You are probably too young to know about The Groove Tube movie. LOL

 

[Auld Phart]

I'd win a Gold Medal.

probably 5lb of it.

 

[egp320i]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2026/02/13/2026-winter-olympics-village-ran-out-of-condoms-after-just-three-days/

10,000 condoms supplied to the Olympic Village was not nearly enough to meet the demand of the horny, young athletes. Based of stories from prior Olympic Games, we know that the Olympic Village, where the athletes live during the games, is a hotbed of non-stop, free-for-all bango-tango. But I guess this year the competitors are more amorous than usual.

The old school approach in sports was to ban pre-performance sex. But that is no longer the case. Perhaps it should be, but I am not really qualified to make that call. What I do know is that the lack of rubbers most likely will not stop these Olympians from continuing to screw like rabbits. As a result, we are possibly going to see a baby boom among these people in a few months.

This begs the question: Do we really need more of these leftist divas? I don’t think so. But I am not going to be a buzz kill either. Go ahead and screw your brains out, kids!

10K? there are only a hundred or so at the games, are they banging 4 times a day? math does not add up