The Walking Dead Catches Jungle Fever!

ZackB

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Our amazing and virile star of The Walking Dead, the great Anglo Saxon from the motherland United Kingdom, imported to the United States of America to star as the small town, redneck sheriff in this apocalyptic television soap opera, "Rick 'Badassmotherfucking' Grimes", has hooked up with, and plunged balls deep into, Michone, the equally bad assed, blacker-than-fucking-night, katana wielding negro-sister co-star.

Of course, there is nothing objectively wrong with this. I have always thought that the actress playing Michone is doable. She has a tight little ass, which is a rarity among the darker of our species. In fact, I think it is very cool that Rick has gone "Thomas Jefferson" all over her. Rick is striving to restore some semblance of humanity and civilization in this post-apocalyptic world in which the cast finds itself. What better way to "lay the foundation" for this than by using the minorities as sex toys?

Don't forget, just a week ago The Rickster saw his most recent love interest and her two children eaten alive just moments before his son was shot right in front of him. He seemed to recover very quickly from this tragedy. It only took one week and a little push into the future by the show writers (not too far, though, as Carl still required regular bandage changes). How in heaven did Rick, the moral conscience of this spectacular allegorical triumph of human existence, get over his loss of the blond Saxon love interest in just one week, after witnessing her brutal demise? He went on a black booty call!

As I said, there is nothing wrong with the actress who plays Michone. I'd go there. But no woman, apocalypse or not, is going to take on THAT baggage. Thus, one may reasonably conclude that this negro is a mere concubine; a "house ni**er". Rick is the overseer of the plantation and Michone is the house ni**er. That is where this series has gone. Are you ok with that? I think I am.
 
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Walking Dead has devolved into pure misery porn, hence I see no reason to watch it. I can go get depressed just as well in real life.
I agree. After last week's episode I had to seriously wonder why in the hell I am still watching.
 
I haven't watched this new season. If that's all that left of the human race, fuck them all, they're not worth saving or rooting for. Dale and then Hershel were the moral centers of the survivors and since they're gone, the Survivors have become the Governor-lite.
 
I am NOT happy with that epi. Those two are like bro and sis. Not lovers. And the writers fucked up big time.

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