The USMB Press Secretary

[Mortis]

Any volunteers here?

We could use our PR polishing up a little ... wouldn't you say?

 

[ClaireH]

Any volunteers here?

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We could use our PR polishing up a little ... wouldn't you say?

First question all interested candidates should ask: "Will I be required to use the expression "circle back" for every press conference or will I be given more information to know more beforehand?" lol

 

[Hossfly]

I nominate Pogo

 

[Dalia]

 

[Mortis]

I would nominate Crepitus ... but I would just circle back with you (on that).

 

[Hossfly]

WillHaftawaite, Wassamatter with Pogo? Or do you prefer Oddball?

 

[Mortis]

@WillHaftawaite, Wassamatter with @Pogo? Or do you prefer @Oddball?

Oddball would be too modest to be an USMB Press Secretary.... Lol

WillHaftawaite I don't know him that well ...but I will circle back with you on that.

Pogo seems like he has been smoking too much of the good stuff. Lol (jk) #TakethatInYourPipe

 

[WelfareQueen]

I would nominate Crepitus ... but I would just circle back with you (on that).

Maybe just a circle jerk?

 

[Oddball]

@WillHaftawaite, Wassamatter with @Pogo? Or do you prefer @Oddball?

Oddball would be too modest to be an USMB Press Secretary.... Lol

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Any volunteers here?

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We could use our PR polishing up a little ... wouldn't you say?

This dumb bitch is a professional pivot girl in the World Championship Bukake Association. She knows how to circle back continously round after round..

 

[Mortis]

Maybe just a circle jerk?

Nahh...Although, we have our differences, he is a pretty decent guy.

This dumb bitch is a professional pivot girl in the World Championship Bukake Association. She knows how to circle back continously round after round..

Yep! She did it again today with the reporters about the border.

This dumb bitch is a professional pivot girl in the World Championship Bukake Association. She knows how to circle back continously round after round..

 

[toobfreak]

Any volunteers here?

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We could use our PR polishing up a little ... wouldn't you say?

CURIOUS: Does Jen ever actually circle back with any actual answers?

 

[Mortis]

CURIOUS: Does Jen ever actually circle back with any actual answers?

The answer is No! She at times, dodges the REAL questions with answers she "feels" the Press should hear. There's a difference.


3:23 into the video.

 

[toobfreak]

CURIOUS: Does Jen ever actually circle back with any actual answers?

The answer is No! She at times, dodges the REAL questions with answers she "feels" the Press should hear. There's a difference.


3:23 into the video.

Hey, I have an idea, Jen, why don't we just drive down to Guatamala, pick all these kids up and bus them to the USA ourselves! Wouldn't THAT be the HUMANE thing to do, Jen??? I mean, to be SURE these kids don't suffer any more than necessary!!!

 

[Mortis]

Hey, I have an idea, Jen, why don't we just drive down to Guatamala, pick all these kids up and bus them to the USA ourselves! Wouldn't THAT be the HUMANE thing to do, Jen??? I mean, to be SURE these kids don't suffer any more than necessary!!!

Jen would probably tell you: