Captain Creeper
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Last week I received what appeared to be a Christmas card incorrectly placed in my mailbox. It was addressed in handwriting to a retired Brigadier General, and the return address was to a man identify as a retired colonel. I live in a military town, btw. I received this, not the least bit surprised that our post office had fucked up yet again. The street address on the envelope was the same number as my street address, though the name of the streets are very different. Also, the first names of the addressee and myself are a little bit (LITTLE bit) similar, though I am not military and, therefore, have no such titles.
I went to the post office the day after I received this lost mailing and re-mailed it. Imagine my surprise when I received the same envelope in the mail AGAIN yesterday! Now the USPS had fucked up twice on the same item. LOSERS!!!!
So, I was just going to look up the address and deliver it to the correct mailbox. While looking (my assistant was actually looking at my direction while I posted shit on here and keep checking my stocks) it appears that the addressee passed away in February of 2025. So, they were obviously not close. But clearly there was affection to the level of sending an annual Christmas card. He was survived by a wife, but it appears that nobody lives in the house anymore to where the envelope was addressed.
So, I have 2 choices. First, I can take it back to the post office so they can re-deliver it to me a third time; or I return it to the sender. I figure I would enclose a little note saying, "Sorry, this was sent to me; I tried to deliver to the intended recipient but was unable to do so because it appears he may have passed away."
I normally would not be so concerned about seeing this through. But I have respect for the military, and especially someone of such a rank. I will not lie; if the addressee was "Tyrone Muhammad Black", or the address was to a penitentiary, then I would have tossed it already. But here I feel some sort of responsibility to get this piece of mail to where it should go. Unfortunately, the USPS lacks such feeling of responsibility.
I went to the post office the day after I received this lost mailing and re-mailed it. Imagine my surprise when I received the same envelope in the mail AGAIN yesterday! Now the USPS had fucked up twice on the same item. LOSERS!!!!
So, I was just going to look up the address and deliver it to the correct mailbox. While looking (my assistant was actually looking at my direction while I posted shit on here and keep checking my stocks) it appears that the addressee passed away in February of 2025. So, they were obviously not close. But clearly there was affection to the level of sending an annual Christmas card. He was survived by a wife, but it appears that nobody lives in the house anymore to where the envelope was addressed.
So, I have 2 choices. First, I can take it back to the post office so they can re-deliver it to me a third time; or I return it to the sender. I figure I would enclose a little note saying, "Sorry, this was sent to me; I tried to deliver to the intended recipient but was unable to do so because it appears he may have passed away."
I normally would not be so concerned about seeing this through. But I have respect for the military, and especially someone of such a rank. I will not lie; if the addressee was "Tyrone Muhammad Black", or the address was to a penitentiary, then I would have tossed it already. But here I feel some sort of responsibility to get this piece of mail to where it should go. Unfortunately, the USPS lacks such feeling of responsibility.