The type all girls are into...

[Mortimer]

"Rich Money White Guys"...

 

[Hurricanelover]

How big is your dick? Money matters but a big dick also matters.

 

[basquebromance]

you need a ripped body and the ability to be audacious and show off

 

[luiza]

Well done , Mortuary .
Dress code and style vastly improved , albeit a few decades retro.
Tie?
But at least overall clean and smart . Of a sort .

Clean shaven . Top marks.

Hair growing -- beginning to look attractive .

But, for a time, only photo your top half until that horrid flab has gone .
Talk to your Style Coach and look for colour and pattern "tricks" which make it look as though you are taller than you are .

 

[Mortimer]

Well done , Mortuary .
Dress code and style vastly improved , albeit a few decades retro.
Tie?
But at least overall clean and smart . Of a sort .

Clean shaven . Top marks.

Hair growing -- beginning to look attractive .

But, for a time, only photo your top half until that horrid flab has gone .
Talk to your Style Coach and look for colour and pattern "tricks" which make it look as though you are taller than you are .

Thanks

 

[Hellokitty]

Looks like you've lost some weight.
Having a good personality can go a long way in making up for shortfalls in looks. A lot of actors that are quirky but funny are viewed as attractive by women.

 

[liarintheWH]

OP couldn’t get pussy with a handful of cat food.

 

[The Duke]

you need a ripped body and the ability to be audacious and show offView attachment 781477

The tranny liked your post.

As for this whole thread: No.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

How big is your dick? Money matters but a big dick also matters.

don't think mort can see it any more

 

[Lord Long Rod]

It seems like OP is on the precipice of the abyss with these recent posts.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

What really attracts the chicks?
A guy with a job.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

"Rich Money White Guys"...

The pants don't fit right
The shirt doesn't fit right
The jacket doesn't fit right
Everythings wrinkled
One half assesed pants leg crease
One non existent leg crease...

C'mon mort you can do better


Those shoes with that suit ...just no ..

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