The Onion has surrendered.

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Seriously, how can any comedic outlet compete with crap like that?

It used to be "the jokes write themselves" but when they tell themselves as well what's left for writers to do?

I think they should sue for unfair competition, lol
 
So, I guess it wasn't a Democrat hoax after all and Trump was officially part of the Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep State...
 
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Seriously, how can any comedic outlet compete with crap like that?

It used to be "the jokes write themselves" but when they tell themselves as well what's left for writers to do?

I think they should sue for unfair competition, lol

That was Mike Johnson downloading the new software update to the MAGAbots.
 
That was Mike Johnson downloading the new software update to the MAGAbots.
The sad thing here is that that should be a joke, both your comment and MAGA Mike's, but they are both true and not really funny at all.
 
The sad thing here is that that should be a joke, both your comment and MAGA Mike's, but they are both true and not really funny at all.

The douche bag MAGA influencers on social media were running wild with it once that interview of Johnson was posted. They really do operate as programmed.
 
The douche bag MAGA influencers on social media were running wild with it once that interview of Johnson was posted. They really do operate as programmed.
Yehbut, here's the thing: They are largely ignored because they exposed themselves by being "Panicans" not long ago. Most were written off at that time. They outed themselves as being there just for the clicks exactly like JoJo
and Brooklyn Douche and the Krassenstein fags are. ;)
Tucker and Candace Owens, for example. Massey. This Allred thing may get him primaried.
 
There is basically no difference between MAGA Republicans and Islamic fundamentalists. They are both radicalized, crazy, religious groups that don't believe in science and are still stuck in the 9th century.
It's scientists that don't believe in science. Case in point, doctors and drug companies are doing their level best to destroy the immune systems of Americans, for fun and profits.

Computer nerds are developing AI, which will put millions out of work and further concentrate the world's wealth and power into fewer and fewer hands. That's the 'science behind the science'.
 
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I don't know anything about the Onion, but they seem to consider themselves to be a comedy publication. I see nothing funny about it. To me, that's the kind of comedy (?) that got Colbert fired. It takes a special kind of person to get a chuckle out of that garbage.
 
"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"

Certainly applies to Republicans, who lie for the Emperor and nod lke trained seals in agreement with everything he says.
 
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