The Most Portland Man In The World

[DonGlock26]

Meet The Most Portland Man in the World, a man who posts from his parents’ basement, talks about capitalism on his iPhone, and demands tolerance… loudly.

What's his USMB screen name? He'll fight the power from every cozy coffee house in Portland.

 

[petro]

I swear the toxic chemicals from all the hair dye makes them more insane.

 

[White 6]

What's his USMB screen name? He'll fight the power from every cozy coffee house in Portland.

Cute ad parody.

 

[Blaster]

Most liberal men tend to act feminine.

 

[justoffal]

What's his USMB screen name? He'll fight the power from every cozy coffee house in Portland.

Bwahahaha

 

[d0gbreath]

Most liberal men tend to act feminine.

That's why we get the wimmins. When I played in a hair metal band back in the '80s, I wondered if the chicks dug us because we looked like them, or because we looked like that around the tough guys. I think it was the latter.

 

[Blaster]

That's why we get the wimmins. When I played in a hair metal band back in the '80s, I wondered if the chicks dug us because we looked like them, or because we looked like that around the tough guys. I think it was the latter.

Hair metal? Haha

 

[d0gbreath]

Hair metal? Haha

Death by grunge, in case you weren't hatched yet.

 

[Zincwarrior]

There's a whole bunch of these. They are great.

 

[sartre play]

Most liberal men tend to act feminine.

Please post the number of liberal men you personally know?
That allows you to arrive at this number?

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

What's his USMB screen name? He'll fight the power from every cozy coffee house in Portland.

That degenerate lifestyle, instigated by the spoiled-putrid heirs of Capitalism, is claimed by Plute-lickers to be the alternative to Capitalism

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

There's a whole bunch of these. They are great.

Rick O'Chet Perry

Call out the Rangers!
Call out the troops!
The word from the Governor
Is "Oops."

He once was a cowboy
Tending the herd
Now,
Wearing glasses,
He looks like a nerd.