The Mormon Song

[KagomJack]

Yes it has similarities to the song on South Park, BUT it is more original. It is more historically accurate, etc.

I am Joseph Smith!
da da dum dum dum dum dum (Chorus)
Prophet of the Mormons!
(Chorus)
I talked to God and Jesus!
(chorus)
Told me join no church!
(chorus)
But I had to disobey!
(chorus)
Soon I left that church!
(chorus)
One night an angel came!
(chorus)
Told me where to look
(short pause)
for some golden plates.
(chorus)
SO I went to look for them!
(chorus)
Soon I had found them!
(chorus)
Took "them" with me
(chorus)
I took the seer stones as well
(chorus)
I put the seer stones in a hat
(chorus)
I supposedly Translated them
(chorus)
Compare my books to the KJV
(chorus)
I kinda plagarised the KJV
(chorus)
I knew this would work!
(chorus)
Soon I had the translations published!
(chorus)
Knew the idiots would fall for it!
(chorus)
Soon I gathered an army
(chorus)
But soon the Missouri State Militia kicked our ass!
(chorus)
But I escaped from Jail!
(chorus)
Now I'm 6 feet under
(chorus)
Just don't forget!
(chorus)
Mormonism is a heresy
(chorus)
Mormon is moron + an m
(chorus)
A revival of Arianism
(chorus)
da da end end end end end!