The Left raises millions to help defend Nicolas Maduor in court

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The well known narcoterrorist Nicolas Maduro has recently been apprehended and brought to justice by the Trump administration, prompting the DNC to start a telethon to help raise money for the defense of Maduro. The goal is to raise twice as much money that was generated to help defend the Left wing suspect Luigi Mangione of murdering the health care CEO Brian Thompson, which will be about $3 million.

A spokesperson for the DNC stated, "We are a little concerned that Maduro is not as..........well..............hot as Luigi, I mean, we won't have Left wing women all writing Maduro love letters and wanting to have his baby like we did with Luigi, but we still think we can raise the money through Trump derangement syndrome, as well as tapping into their hatred for their own country, as they seek to turn the US into a Venezuelan type of dictatorship.

 

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The well known narcoterrorist Nicolas Maduro has recently been apprehended and brought to justice by the Trump administration, prompting the DNC to start a telethon to help raise money for the defense of Maduro. The goal is to raise twice as much money that was generated to help defend the Left wing suspect Luigi Mangione of murdering the health care CEO Brian Thompson, which will be about $3 million.

A spokesperson for the DNC stated, "We are a little concerned that Maduro is not as..........well..............hot as Luigi, I mean, we won't have Left wing women all writing Maduro love letters and wanting to have his baby like we did with Luigi, but we still think we can raise the money through Trump derangement syndrome, as well as tapping into their hatred for their own country, as they seek to turn the US into a Venezuelan type of dictatorship.

They've already hired a lawyer to represent Maduro...

 

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They've already hired a lawyer to represent Maduro...

Ok, but he will have some really stiff opposition out there, lots of competition.