The left are set to emasculate James Bond in the name of advancing feminism...

[Bo Didleysquat]

Our problem isn't toxic masculinity, it is the lack of masculinity that allows this garbage to continue...

That's why we have Stephen Miller in the administration, so some of you can feel like men again.

If you don't mind I'll remain a strong, independent female, wrapped in the arms of a confident, masculine male...

Sure you are hon.

 

[Aletheia4u]

 

[daveman]

Get Woke, Go Broke.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

What a coincidence. I just watched Thunderball last night. First time in over 50 years.
Great scene where Bond accidentally walks in on a hot babe taking a bath. She asks him to hand her something to wear. He holds up a pair of gold sandals.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Jamie Bond

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Jamie Bond

Woody Allen played Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale.

 

[BULLDOG]

The only James Bond was Sean Connery, but since he's like a million years old now, it doesn't really matter who they put in the role.

He’s dead. It does matter who they put in the role and what hole 007 is hitting.

Connery is dead? I'm not surprised. He looked close to dead in his last 3 movies.

 

[B. Kidd]

***** Galore gets replaced by Cockmeat Galore.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

The only James Bond was Sean Connery, but since he's like a million years old now, it doesn't really matter who they put in the role.

He’s dead. It does matter who they put in the role and what hole 007 is hitting.

Connery is dead? I'm not surprised. He looked close to dead in his last 3 movies.

He hasn’t made a movie in nearly twenty years. And he’s still alive.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

***** Galore gets replaced by Cockmeat Galore.

More like Big Johnson’s Bathhouse.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

The only James Bond was Sean Connery, but since he's like a million years old now, it doesn't really matter who they put in the role.

He’s dead. It does matter who they put in the role and what hole 007 is hitting.

Connery is dead? I'm not surprised. He looked close to dead in his last 3 movies.

No he is not dead

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

Not even sure this nonsense will be worth pirating.

"The left are set to emasculate James Bond in the name of advancing feminism..."

If your masculinity is dependent upon what someone else does, you're already emasculated.

 

[daveman]

The only James Bond was Sean Connery, but since he's like a million years old now, it doesn't really matter who they put in the role.

He’s dead. It does matter who they put in the role and what hole 007 is hitting.

Connery is dead? I'm not surprised. He looked close to dead in his last 3 movies.

He's not dead. He's 89.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Potential homo Bond movie titles..

Thunderballs, Goldsphincter, Dr. Yessssss, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Agent, Moonraper,

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

Potential homo Bond movie titles..

Thunderballs, Goldsphincter, Dr. Yessssss, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Agent, Moonraper,

Who's triggered by a movie?

 

[skews13]

Not even sure this nonsense will be worth pirating.

It's called capitalism. They're making it because they think it will sell.

If it doesn't, then they lose money. If it does, then they make money.

You think they give a shit about anything other than money?

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Potential homo Bond movie titles..

Thunderballs, Goldsphincter, Dr. Yessssss, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Agent, Moonraper,

Who's triggered by a movie?

Those are funny. You sound triggered. You must be a homo.

 

[Questioner]

If her last name is the only gripe, then who cares? Most of the Bond films in recent history have had women in "masculine" roles, as far back as the Timothy Dalton films from the 1980s. (I never cared about Ghostbusters - anyone older than 13 that emotionally invested in a silly film one way or another probably has arrested development - it was a stupid film for an audience with in IQ below the 100 range).

As far as "masculinity" goes, Bond films are just theatrics. Why aren't you reading books on real secret agents, or joining MI6 yourself, instead of lavishing over a character who pretends to be one?

 

[theHawk]

INCELs are so predictable in how they get triggered by females.

As opposed to female INCELs that are so predictable in how they get triggered by males.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

Potential homo Bond movie titles..

Thunderballs, Goldsphincter, Dr. Yessssss, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Agent, Moonraper,

Who's triggered by a movie?

Those are funny. You sound triggered. You must be a homo.

A movie I'll never watch has no impact on me whatsoever. How is it for you on a daily basis with such a fragile grip on your masculinity?