The Internet thinks Ted Cruz is secretly the lead singer of Christian metal band Stryper

[Disir]

If you thought the bizarre conspiracy theory about Ted Cruz possibly being the infamous Zodiac Killer was the weirdest thing to come out of the 2016 election -- think again.

A viral Facebook post has people talking about the GOP hopeful's incredible resemblance to the lead singer of the 1980s Christian metal band Stryper.

"I'm not saying Ted Cruz might be the lead singer of Stryper. I'm saying he's DEFINITELY the lead singer of Stryper," wrote metal fan Michael Boulerice.
The Internet thinks Ted Cruz is secretly the lead singer of Christian metal band Stryper

Seriously? Ha ha.

 

[Skylar]

As conspiracies go, that one is kinda awesome.

 

[Agit8r]

All I know is what's on the internet

 

[theDoctorisIn]

 

[basquebromance]

 

[Missourian]

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