Try again a liberal would offer him a joint and they would both laugh and eat the fish bait
Actually, a real Progressive stoner would grow hundreds of thousands of acres of Cannabis, and then use the seeds from all of those new plants to feed people, fish, and birds, and grow thousands of more acres so we can do it all again. We can also use the seeds of marijuana plants to make transportation fuel. We'd also use the fibers from the stalks of the plants to make clothes and all manner of fabrics, and use the leftover pulp from the stalks to make paper, plastic, cars, and thousands of other everyday items, providing thousands of jobs to unemployed Americans in every state.
And of course we'd be smoking the flowers and laughing our asses off like we do now.