The Biggest Dog I've Ever Seen

[Road Runner]

He's so well behaved too. A gentle giant. (Well he acts like a dog anyways. )

 

[toobfreak]

He's so well behaved too. A gentle giant. (Well he acts like a dog anyways. )

They're worried about an old croc and want to risk their lives helping him?

Have they considered making a purse, a pair of shoes and a few watch bands out of him?

 

[Road Runner]

Have they considered making a purse, a pair of shoes and a few watch bands out of him?

No, why would they?

 

[toobfreak]

No, why would they?

Alligators and crocs make great apparel.

Stuff wears like steel.

 

[Road Runner]

Alligators and crocs make great apparel.

Stuff wears like steel.

Okay, I realize that he's unpredictable but still I think that he's cute.

 

[toobfreak]

Okay, I realize that he's unpredictable but still I think that he's cute.

You think that 100 year old croc is cute?
He would bite your arm off and eat it without a second thought.
Then stuff the rest of your body under a log deep under water
where it could soften, rot and marinate for a few days and weeks
for an extra-tasty snack later on.

 

[skye]

Dog?

What dog?

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

It's official, crocs and gators are the new dog!

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Alligators and crocs make great apparel.

Stuff wears like steel.

I wouldn't wear that. I'd rather have the leather from a Burmese Python to line my wallet and cowboy boots.

 

[braalian]

It's official, crocs and gators are the new dog!

Yeah. Make sure you pet one next time you see one

 

[Road Runner]

You think that 100 year old croc is cute?
He would bite your arm off and eat it without a second thought.
Then stuff the rest of your body under a log deep under water
where it could soften, rot and marinate for a few days and weeks
for an extra-tasty snack later on.

I wasn't saying that he couldn't be dangerous. I was just saying that I found it rather cute that he just sat there like a dog at the vet's allowing them to treat him.


I think that it's probably because he was well fed, but I've never seen a croc that friendly before because they usually have to wrestle them and duct tape their mouths shut to work with them and every time I thought that they were going to get snapped at they didn't.

Yeah. Make sure you pet one next time you see one

Yeah, I wouldn't be brave enough to do that, but I would probably toss them pumpkins though. (These are actually gators but close enough in my book.)

 

[toobfreak]

I wasn't saying that he couldn't be dangerous. I was just saying that I found it rather cute that he just sat there like a dog at the vet's allowing them to treat him.

Yeah, I get that. Just that there is no shortage of alligators and crocs in this world, their having gone back some hundreds of millions of years, and I know that those bastards can be sitting there looking all cute and such then launch forward without warning moving 35 mph over short distances with the strongest bite in the world of around the weight of an automobile on your arm or whatever, for every square inch of their bite.

They could chomp you down more easily than you'd eat a puff pastry.

 

[Ringo]

 

[S.S.]

Dat's a lotta shoes and purses.