The Bigfoot community is being torn apart by a documentary's new evidence

[Captain Creeper]

You really are an ignorant and silly old chap -- rather Creepy it seems .
I must apologise for giving my best --- so much more than your pitiful effort -- and being entirely truthful .

I hope a family of Jews nest in your colon.

 

[Captain Creeper]

It does not surprise me that a n00b such as yourself bleevs I am a "leftist," and now I am disappointed that we have yet another member who has very little critical reading skills.

. . . to say nothing of their reasoning and argumentation abilities.

You really think highly of yourself. You’re guess you get one.

 

[Captain Creeper]

You really are an ignorant and silly old chap -- rather Creepy it seems .
I must apologise for giving my best --- so much more than your pitiful effort -- and being entirely truthful .

You should check out some of that Bigfoot porn I was mentioning!

 

[Captain Creeper]

Corporal Creepy clearly thinks it exists but at a very low IQ level which he apparently finds himself entirely at home with .

What a dreadful poster -- so crude and ignorant -- Post 15
Coarse and vulgar , as we say here.

**** you, right up the wazoo with an axe handle … sideways!!

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

So the Gigantopithecus said to the Coelacanth, "The All Knowing Monkeys with Thumbs swear I've been extinct for 500,000 years! LOL"

Surely you understand the difference between finding a fish in the ocean and finding zero remains, fossils, or scat of a land animal that large.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Surely you understand the difference between finding a fish in the ocean and finding zero remains, fossils, or scat of a land animal that large.

Clearly!

Odd that an extinct fish in the ocean can be found after 65MM years, but the All Knowing Monkeys with Thumbs are sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee absolutely no Gigantopithecus could have survived the past 300,000 years

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Clearly!

Odd that an extinct fish in the ocean can be found after 65MM years, but the All Knowing Monkeys with Thumbs are sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee absolutely no Gigantopithecus could have survived the past 300,000 years

Thats right. 100% sure. Try thinking about the differences, here.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Thats right. 100% sure. Try thinking about the differences, here.

65,000,000 years vs 300,000.

Hmmmm

If something can survive for 65,000,000 after thought to be extinct....

 

[MisterBeale]

You’re guess you get one.

 

[Captain Creeper]

**** off, Mister Beat-off. ***** to Bill Gates.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

65,000,000 years vs 300,000.

Hmmmm

If something can survive for 65,000,000 after thought to be extinct....

Keep going... there are more and more important differences.

I know you can do this. This will be a good exercise in critical thought for you, which you desperately need.

Now, think of some other differences.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Keep going... there are more and more important differences.

I know you can do this. This will be a good exercise in critical thought for you, which you desperately need.

Now, think of some other differences.

There’s been tens of thousands of eyewitness sightings of “Bigfoot”?

 

[Captain Creeper]

There’s been tens of thousands of eyewitness sightings of “Bigfoot”?

Fort F*uckhead is an idiot. It is hard not to infer that something is doing on out there. People are seeing big hairy guys in droves, or they are hallucinating in droves. Either way it is significant.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Fort F*uckhead is an idiot. It is hard not to infer that something is doing on out there. People are seeing big hairy guys in droves, or they are hallucinating in droves. Either way it is significant.

I suspect that since their species is millions of years older that us, they have a more direct connection to Earth and know when smelly, noisy people are nearby. That’s why it’s so rare to spot them

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

There’s been tens of thousands of eyewitness sightings of “Bigfoot”?

Humans don't live underwater.

There have also been sightings of flying dragons for thoisand sof years. This is not good evidence. That's why we invented science.

You're not doing very well, here.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

I suspect that since their species is millions of years older that us, they have a more direct connection to Earth and know when smelly, noisy people are nearby. That’s why it’s so rare to spot them

They must also eat the skeletons of their dead.

And their own poop.

And the hair they shed.

And they must also walk on air, so as not to leave footprints.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

They must also eat the skeletons of their dead.

And their own poop.

And the hair they shed.

And they must also walk on air, so as not to leave footprints.

No footprints?

Are you sure?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

DNA not matching any known species

Footprint impossible to fake

 

[JoeB131]

It's hard for me to believe anyone thought it was real in the first place.

I don't know, the suit looked pretty good to me.

A few years back, they hired a special effects team from Hollywood- Optic Nerve Studios - to try to replicate the P-G film. Optic Nerve Studios did the creature effects for the series "Babylon 5".

They made up a suit out of yak hair, and frankly, it didn't look as good.

If you look at the PG film, it looks like there are muscles moving under the fur. The fur acts like it would on a living animal.

Now, yeah, I think it's probably a fake because there's really no possibility of a population of hominids living in the Northwest without being detected. Someone would have shot one or found a dead one or hit one with a car by now.

 

[Yarddog]

im surprised morty hasnt been here asking if he is darker than bigfoot or are his eyes darker...

Bushier eye brows for sure.