Thunderbird
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Thunderbird
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Snopes is very biased.
More Babylon Bee
Just to lighten things up a little.
Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss @ Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss
'Anti-Science' Trump Administration To Revert Definition Of Gender To Objective, Scientific Standard @ 'Anti-Science' Trump Administration To Revert Definition Of Gender To Objective, Scientific Standard
George Soros Vows To Lead Migrant Caravan Into Promised Land @ George Soros Vows To Lead Migrant Caravan Into Promised Land
CNN Piece On Importance Of Journalism Featured Next To Article Examining Trump's Eating Habits @ CNN Piece On Importance Of Journalism Featured Next To Article Examining Trump's Eating Habits
Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols @ Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols
Just to lighten things up a little.
Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss @ Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss
'Anti-Science' Trump Administration To Revert Definition Of Gender To Objective, Scientific Standard @ 'Anti-Science' Trump Administration To Revert Definition Of Gender To Objective, Scientific Standard
George Soros Vows To Lead Migrant Caravan Into Promised Land @ George Soros Vows To Lead Migrant Caravan Into Promised Land
CNN Piece On Importance Of Journalism Featured Next To Article Examining Trump's Eating Habits @ CNN Piece On Importance Of Journalism Featured Next To Article Examining Trump's Eating Habits
Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols @ Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols
Some more of the really funny stuff
Migrant Caravan Mysteriously Disappears But Leaves Behind Cool Wooden Horse @ Migrant Caravan Mysteriously Disappears But Leaves Behind Cool Wooden Horse
Suspicious Package Mailed To Joel Osteen Found To Contain Bible @ Suspicious Package Mailed To Joel Osteen Found To Contain Bible
Politics Now Nation's Fastest Growing Religion @ Politics Now Nation's Fastest Growing Religion
Zuckerberg Vows To Keep US Elections Safe From Unapproved Opinions @ Zuckerberg Vows To Keep US Elections Safe From Unapproved Opinions
'Noah's Tent' Bar & Grill Opens At Ark Encounter @ 'Noah's Tent' Bar & Grill Opens At Ark Encounter
Bloods, Crips Release Joint Statement Calling For More Civility In US Politics @ Bloods, Crips Release Joint Statement Calling For More Civility In US Politics
Hillary Clinton Makes 'Get Out The Vote' Tour Stop In Tijuana @ Hillary Clinton Makes 'Get Out The Vote' Tour Stop In Tijuana
Probably the biggest crowd she’s drawn in years.
Migrant Caravan Mysteriously Disappears But Leaves Behind Cool Wooden Horse @ Migrant Caravan Mysteriously Disappears But Leaves Behind Cool Wooden Horse
Suspicious Package Mailed To Joel Osteen Found To Contain Bible @ Suspicious Package Mailed To Joel Osteen Found To Contain Bible
Politics Now Nation's Fastest Growing Religion @ Politics Now Nation's Fastest Growing Religion
Zuckerberg Vows To Keep US Elections Safe From Unapproved Opinions @ Zuckerberg Vows To Keep US Elections Safe From Unapproved Opinions
'Noah's Tent' Bar & Grill Opens At Ark Encounter @ 'Noah's Tent' Bar & Grill Opens At Ark Encounter
Bloods, Crips Release Joint Statement Calling For More Civility In US Politics @ Bloods, Crips Release Joint Statement Calling For More Civility In US Politics
Hillary Clinton Makes 'Get Out The Vote' Tour Stop In Tijuana @ Hillary Clinton Makes 'Get Out The Vote' Tour Stop In Tijuana
Probably the biggest crowd she’s drawn in years.
More Babylon Bee!
Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela @ Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela
CNN Criticizes President Trump For Not Taking Full Responsibility For World War II @ CNN Criticizes President Trump For Not Taking Full Responsibility For World War II
Divided Nation Only Has One Thing Left In Common: Enjoying Videos In Which People Get Hurt @ Divided Nation Only Has One Thing Left In Common: Enjoying Videos In Which People Get Hurt
Democrat Leaders Announce Brief Moratorium On Calling For Political Violence @ Democrat Leaders Announce Brief Moratorium On Calling For Political Violence
Millions Of Prius Drivers Recalled For Failing Smug Test @ Millions Of Prius Drivers Recalled For Failing Smug Test
More next time!
Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela @ Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela
CNN Criticizes President Trump For Not Taking Full Responsibility For World War II @ CNN Criticizes President Trump For Not Taking Full Responsibility For World War II
Divided Nation Only Has One Thing Left In Common: Enjoying Videos In Which People Get Hurt @ Divided Nation Only Has One Thing Left In Common: Enjoying Videos In Which People Get Hurt
Democrat Leaders Announce Brief Moratorium On Calling For Political Violence @ Democrat Leaders Announce Brief Moratorium On Calling For Political Violence
Millions Of Prius Drivers Recalled For Failing Smug Test @ Millions Of Prius Drivers Recalled For Failing Smug Test
More next time!
More Babylon Bee
Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President @ Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President
Leftist Protesters: 'If Tucker Carlson Didn't Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?' @ Leftist Protesters: 'If Tucker Carlson Didn't Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?'
Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism' @ Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism'
Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan @ Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan
GOP: 'Man, We Were Gonna Defund Planned Parenthood But Now We Lost The House, Oh Well, Maybe Next Time' @ GOP: 'Man, We Were Gonna Defund Planned Parenthood But Now We Lost The House, Oh Well, Maybe Next Time'
In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks @ In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks
Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression' @ Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression' @ Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression'
Ocasio-Cortez Gives Tearful Concession Speech After Learning She Only Got 78% Of Vote @ Ocasio-Cortez Gives Tearful Concession Speech After Learning She Only Got 78% Of Vote
Jim Acosta Late For Press Conference Again After Staring At Self In Mirror For Three Hours @ Jim Acosta Late For Press Conference Again After Staring At Self In Mirror For Three Hours
Blue Wave Downgraded To Gentle Mist @ Blue Wave Downgraded To Gentle Mist
Have a nice day.
Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President @ Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President
Leftist Protesters: 'If Tucker Carlson Didn't Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?' @ Leftist Protesters: 'If Tucker Carlson Didn't Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?'
Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism' @ Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism'
Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan @ Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan
GOP: 'Man, We Were Gonna Defund Planned Parenthood But Now We Lost The House, Oh Well, Maybe Next Time' @ GOP: 'Man, We Were Gonna Defund Planned Parenthood But Now We Lost The House, Oh Well, Maybe Next Time'
In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks @ In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks
Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression' @ Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression' @ Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression'
Ocasio-Cortez Gives Tearful Concession Speech After Learning She Only Got 78% Of Vote @ Ocasio-Cortez Gives Tearful Concession Speech After Learning She Only Got 78% Of Vote
Jim Acosta Late For Press Conference Again After Staring At Self In Mirror For Three Hours @ Jim Acosta Late For Press Conference Again After Staring At Self In Mirror For Three Hours
Blue Wave Downgraded To Gentle Mist @ Blue Wave Downgraded To Gentle Mist
Have a nice day.
Here We Go! More Babylon Bee
I can’t wait for the day’s Feedly scan to see what this site has come up with.
Family Places Father In Solitary Confinement After 763rd Turkey Pun @ Family Places Father In Solitary Confinement After 763rd Turkey Pun
Not Good: Chick-Fil-A's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float Just Activated Its Laser Eyes @ Not Good: Chick-Fil-A's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float Just Activated Its Laser Eyes
Thanksgiving Day Officially Changed To 'Check Your Privilege Day' @ Thanksgiving Day Officially Changed To 'Check Your Privilege Day'
Exciting New VR Game Tricks Your Kids Into Doing Household Chores @ Exciting New VR Game Tricks Your Kids Into Doing Household Chores
7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year @ 7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year
Pastor Drops Mic After Killer Sermon, Immediately Scolded By Sound Guy @ Pastor Drops Mic After Killer Sermon, Immediately Scolded By Sound Guy
Doncha love it!
I can’t wait for the day’s Feedly scan to see what this site has come up with.
Family Places Father In Solitary Confinement After 763rd Turkey Pun @ Family Places Father In Solitary Confinement After 763rd Turkey Pun
Not Good: Chick-Fil-A's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float Just Activated Its Laser Eyes @ Not Good: Chick-Fil-A's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float Just Activated Its Laser Eyes
Thanksgiving Day Officially Changed To 'Check Your Privilege Day' @ Thanksgiving Day Officially Changed To 'Check Your Privilege Day'
Exciting New VR Game Tricks Your Kids Into Doing Household Chores @ Exciting New VR Game Tricks Your Kids Into Doing Household Chores
7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year @ 7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year
Pastor Drops Mic After Killer Sermon, Immediately Scolded By Sound Guy @ Pastor Drops Mic After Killer Sermon, Immediately Scolded By Sound Guy
Doncha love it!
Another Episode of The Babylon Bee
Always good for lots of teehees.
Too Much Winning: Trump’s Tremendous Presidenting Causing Whole Caravans Of People To Attempt Entry Into US @ Too Much Winning: Trump’s Tremendous Presidenting Causing Whole Caravans Of People To Attempt Entry Into US
Man Who Has Never Shared Jesus With Anyone Criticizes Slain Missionary's Lack Of Wisdom @ Man Who Has Never Shared Jesus With Anyone Criticizes Slain Missionary's Lack Of Wisdom
Global Warming Pinned On Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Front Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On @ Global Warming Pinned On Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Front Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On
Pathetic Conservative Hasn't Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet @ Pathetic Conservative Hasn't Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet
Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton @ Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton
Always good for lots of teehees.
Too Much Winning: Trump’s Tremendous Presidenting Causing Whole Caravans Of People To Attempt Entry Into US @ Too Much Winning: Trump’s Tremendous Presidenting Causing Whole Caravans Of People To Attempt Entry Into US
Man Who Has Never Shared Jesus With Anyone Criticizes Slain Missionary's Lack Of Wisdom @ Man Who Has Never Shared Jesus With Anyone Criticizes Slain Missionary's Lack Of Wisdom
Global Warming Pinned On Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Front Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On @ Global Warming Pinned On Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Front Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On
Pathetic Conservative Hasn't Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet @ Pathetic Conservative Hasn't Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet
Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton @ Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton
Here Comes The Babylon Bee!
Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!' @ Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!'
Melania Trump Criticized For Decorating White House With Skulls Of Her Enemies @ Melania Trump Criticized For Decorating White House With Skulls Of Her Enemies
Trump Paints Inviting, Photorealistic Archway To America On Border Wall @ Trump Paints Inviting, Photorealistic Archway To America On Border Wall
Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!' @ Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!'
Melania Trump Criticized For Decorating White House With Skulls Of Her Enemies @ Melania Trump Criticized For Decorating White House With Skulls Of Her Enemies
Trump Paints Inviting, Photorealistic Archway To America On Border Wall @ Trump Paints Inviting, Photorealistic Archway To America On Border Wall
Theater Ushers Ask Bernie Sanders To Please Stop Cheering For The Grinch @ Theater Ushers Ask Bernie Sanders To Please Stop Cheering For The Grinch
Hallmark Christmas Movie Hailed As 'Trite, Predictable' @ Hallmark Christmas Movie Hailed As 'Trite, Predictable'
Hallmark Christmas Movie Hailed As 'Trite, Predictable' @ Hallmark Christmas Movie Hailed As 'Trite, Predictable'
The Babylon Bee's Top Ten Books Of 2018 @ The Babylon Bee's Top Ten Books Of 2018
And here they are!
10.) Stop Browsing Facebook and Go Read A Friggin' Book You Morons — Karen Swallow Prior:
9.) Owning Your First Lib: A Newcomer's Guide to Lib Ownership — Ben Shapiro
8.) I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed Dating Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye — Joshua Harris
7.) Disruptive Baldness — Alan Noble:
6.) Dropkicking a Child's Heart: No More Mr. Nice Guy — Paul David Tripp
5.) Dude, Shave Your Face — By The Coalition of Calvinist Wives
4.) This Book Has Colorful Balloons on the Cover so You Know It's Gonna Be Uplifting — Bob Goff:
3.) How to Slap Shiplap On Literally Anything — by Chip & Joanna Gaines
2.) The Benedict Option 2: Deep Space — Rod Dreher
1.) The Art of the Deal — Donald Trump:
And here they are!
10.) Stop Browsing Facebook and Go Read A Friggin' Book You Morons — Karen Swallow Prior:
9.) Owning Your First Lib: A Newcomer's Guide to Lib Ownership — Ben Shapiro
8.) I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed Dating Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye — Joshua Harris
7.) Disruptive Baldness — Alan Noble:
6.) Dropkicking a Child's Heart: No More Mr. Nice Guy — Paul David Tripp
5.) Dude, Shave Your Face — By The Coalition of Calvinist Wives
4.) This Book Has Colorful Balloons on the Cover so You Know It's Gonna Be Uplifting — Bob Goff:
3.) How to Slap Shiplap On Literally Anything — by Chip & Joanna Gaines
2.) The Benedict Option 2: Deep Space — Rod Dreher
1.) The Art of the Deal — Donald Trump:
Rex Tillerson Claims He Constantly Had To Tell Trump He Couldn't Bomb Wakanda @ Rex Tillerson Claims He Constantly Had To Tell Trump He Couldn't Bomb Wakanda
And President Trump says he was not only lazy bit as “dumb as a rock.”
Election Fraud Suspected After Vladimir Putin Wins North Carolina Congressional Race @ Election Fraud Suspected After Vladimir Putin Wins North Carolina Congressional Race
And President Trump says he was not only lazy bit as “dumb as a rock.”
Election Fraud Suspected After Vladimir Putin Wins North Carolina Congressional Race @ Election Fraud Suspected After Vladimir Putin Wins North Carolina Congressional Race
Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be 'Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty' @ Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be 'Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty'
Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him @ Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him
Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018 @ Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018
Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms @ Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms
Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement @ Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement
Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him @ Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him
Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018 @ Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018
Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms @ Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms
Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement @ Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement
California Considering Tax On Breathing @ California Considering Tax On Breathing
New Evidence Suggests Mary, Joseph Watched 'Die Hard' On First Christmas Night @ New Evidence Suggests Mary, Joseph Watched 'Die Hard' On First Christmas Night
'Beware Of Trump: Keep Out' Signs Placed Along Border @ 'Beware Of Trump: Keep Out' Signs Placed Along Border
Death Panel Orders Life Support Removed From Obamacare @ Death Panel Orders Life Support Removed From Obamacare
New Evidence Suggests Mary, Joseph Watched 'Die Hard' On First Christmas Night @ New Evidence Suggests Mary, Joseph Watched 'Die Hard' On First Christmas Night
'Beware Of Trump: Keep Out' Signs Placed Along Border @ 'Beware Of Trump: Keep Out' Signs Placed Along Border
Death Panel Orders Life Support Removed From Obamacare @ Death Panel Orders Life Support Removed From Obamacare
Trumpy Bear Selected As New Secretary Of Defense @ Trumpy Bear Selected As New Secretary Of Defense
'CSI' Launches Spinoff Where People Just Dig Through Old Tweets @ 'CSI' Launches Spinoff Where People Just Dig Through Old Tweets
'CSI' Launches Spinoff Where People Just Dig Through Old Tweets @ 'CSI' Launches Spinoff Where People Just Dig Through Old Tweets
Waiting Period Mandated For Nerf Gun Purchases @ Waiting Period Mandated For Nerf Gun Purchases
Public Service Announcement: You May Now Play Christmas Music @ Public Service Announcement: You May Now Play Christmas Music
Public Service Announcement: You May Now Play Christmas Music @ Public Service Announcement: You May Now Play Christmas Music
Every Last Ounce Of Play-Doh Gifted On Christmas Already Dried Up And Stuck To Carpet @ Report: Every Last Ounce Of Play-Doh Gifted On Christmas Already Dried Up And Stuck To Carpet
Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel @ Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel
Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate @ Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate
Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel @ Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel
Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate @ Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate
Trump Awards Medal Of Freedom To Legendary Golfer Happy Gilmore @ Trump Awards Medal Of Freedom To Legendary Golfer Happy Gilmore
Apostle Peter Cringes While Reading Gospel Accounts Of All The Dumb Stuff He Did @ Apostle Peter Cringes While Reading Gospel Accounts Of All The Dumb Stuff He Did
Apostle Peter Cringes While Reading Gospel Accounts Of All The Dumb Stuff He Did @ Apostle Peter Cringes While Reading Gospel Accounts Of All The Dumb Stuff He Did
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