The Angry Scotsman

[easyt65]

'I'm not 'Trans', you ignorant bastard -
IT'S A KILT!'




'My 'preferred pronoun?
'YE' ... as in 'F* YE, ya stupid liberal'.'

 

[toobfreak]

The Angry Scotsman

Aye, the hagus is in the fire for sure now!
My poor bearins'! She'll fly apart any minute now!!
Gimme your glass!

 

[Hossfly]

Aye, the hagus is in the fire for sure now!
My poor bearins'! She'll fly apart any minute now!!
Gimme your glass!

In the "Devil's Brigade", when the American asked the Canadian soldier (wearing kilt) what he was wearing under that kilt, the Canadian replied, "Yer wife's lipstick." That shut him up fast!