That's life!

[Colin]

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to,
he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full
of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When
I got fired, you were there to support me. When my new business venture failed,
you were there. When I got beaten and mugged, you were by my side. When we lost
the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still right here by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're fucking bad luck."

 

[editec]

No only is she unlucky, but clearly she lacks good taste in husbands.

 

[Iridescence]

She is obviously of a higher standard than most would understand.