Thanks to the Super Bowl half-time show, I now know how to rap!

[MarathonMike]

A chippa chippa tippa titty mitty mutha fu
a fitty fittty fuddy and a butty butty bu
yo n***a Yo figga Yo bigga Yo n***a
azz bigga az wigga azz azz azz

Thanks Kendrick

 

[Thunk]

My name is bammah
I live in da slammah
Cuz I hit my wife in da head wif a hammah

 

[Mack The Finger]

I'm working on become'n a lyricist but it going slow.


I'll watch the Eagles roll up on KC.
And bust a cap in thier ass...wait and see.
I'll be in a VIP booth chilling with my ho.
Me and my homies will be snorting the best blow.
We all know the Birds will fly and in the end KC fans will cry.

 

[Concerned American]

A chippa chippa tippa titty mitty mutha fu
a fitty fittty fuddy and a butty butty bu
yo n***a Yo figga Yo bigga Yo n***a
azz bigga az wigga azz azz azz

Thanks Kendrick

You forgot, "Turn da TV off, Turn da TV off.

 

[Thunk]

I'M 2...I stepped in poo...I talk about racism like it's NEW!
My city is boulder, goonna leave when I'm older, but I got this big chocolate chip on my shoulder

 

[ozro]

Whatever you do, don't watch a David Bowie show, especially from the 70's.
All I'm gonna say......

Edited to add:
Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[excalibur]

I've known how to [c]rap since I was potty-trained, sit on a toilet and poop.

 

[Thunk]

Listen to "Goin' Down" by the Monkeys.

It's like the first rap tune EVAH!

 

[ozro]

Listen to "Goin' Down" by the Monkeys.

It's like the first rap tune EVAH!

Naw, the first rap on film was the wicked witches soldiers in the wizard of oz....
Hi hi u rumm...hi hi u rumm...

 

[MarathonMike]

Whatever you do, don't watch a David Bowie show, especially from the 70's.
All I'm gonna say......

Edited to add:
Not that there's anything wrong with that

Ziggy Stardust was awesome!

 

[Thunk]

Hi hi u rumm...hi hi u rumm...

I thunk it was "LOW EEEE OH...LOOOOOOOla"

 

[Thunk]

Ziggy Stardust was awesome!

Ziggy played guitar!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I did not see the Super Bowl or the half time show. I have seen clips of it. How embarrassing for the rest of the world to see that display. It's like "We must tell the world that we are a nation with no talented people so we must display what's at the zoo".

 

[otto105]

A chippa chippa tippa titty mitty mutha fu
a fitty fittty fuddy and a butty butty bu
yo n***a Yo figga Yo bigga Yo n***a
azz bigga az wigga azz azz azz

Thanks Kendrick

Hilarious

You can’t even lip sync a country tune

 

[BackAgain]

I thunk it was "LOW EEEE OH...LOOOOOOOla"

OOOOO REEEEEE OOOOOOO
cream filled.

Look it up.

 

[ozro]

I watched the clip, and I still can't tell exactly what they are rapping. I can tell that we are all wrong though.

 

[excalibur]

Listen to "Goin' Down" by the Monkeys.

It's like the first rap tune EVAH!

The 'Monkees'.

 

[MarathonMike]

Hilarious

You can’t even lip sync a country tune

Wrong again! I kill at open mics.

 

[BackAgain]

I watched the clip, and I still can't tell exactly what they are rapping. I can tell that we are all wrong though.

Prove it!

 

[Thunk]

The 'Monkees'.

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