Texas longhorns will never win the SEC in football

[EMH]

There are many steps in the ladder of things needed to win the SEC in football.

The first step - beat Vandy

If you cannot beat Vandy, then you are not going to win the SEC in football.

What is the horns record against Vandy?

3 - 8 - 1


Shoulda stayed in the big 12....

 

[Esdraelon]

There are many steps in the ladder of things needed to win the SEC in football.

The first step - beat Vandy

If you cannot beat Vandy, then you are not going to win the SEC in football.

What is the horns record against Vandy?

3 - 8 - 1


Shoulda stayed in the big 12....

Wait... WUT? Wow...

 

[lantern2814]

The hard one to believe is Oklahoma. Why leave a conference you’ve dominated? You get into the playoff almost every year. Obviously there’s a LOT of money involved, but there is likely something more we’ll never be let in on. This does spell trouble for the Big 12 unless they get some other teams in quickly.

 

[wamose]

They'll probably get more money playing in the SEC but they're going to have to play against bigger, faster and stronger teams. Texas will have to get a lot better to run with the big dogs.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

And we just got rid of those assholes 10 years ago.

 

[EMH]

The hard one to believe is Oklahoma. Why leave a conference you’ve dominated? You get into the playoff almost every year. Obviously there’s a LOT of money involved, but there is likely something more we’ll never be let in on. This does spell trouble for the Big 12 unless they get some other teams in quickly.

The OP could have read


Texas and OU are a combined

5 - 8 - 2

Against Vandy, but all the losses are the horns.

Vandy just STOMPED the horns.

When the Onor Ull gets to Nashville, it will get a spelling lesson


Honor Roll, not Onor Ull

 

[WinterBorn]

There are many steps in the ladder of things needed to win the SEC in football.

The first step - beat Vandy

If you cannot beat Vandy, then you are not going to win the SEC in football.

What is the horns record against Vandy?

3 - 8 - 1


Shoulda stayed in the big 12....

I did not know that!!

That is hilarious!! 3-8-1 against Vandy? Good luck with Bama, Georgia and LSU.

 

[WinterBorn]

Ok, one bit of info that was not disclosed.

The last time The Longhorns played Vandy was in 1928.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Ok, one bit of info that was not disclosed.

The last time The Longhorns played Vandy was in 1928.

Yeah, but don't let that get in the way of a good bit a smack fodder.

They use that ancient history shit on us all the time. They ran up a 30-game lead back when A&M was essentially the ******* Citadel or VMI, a small, all-male military collage, then they strut around acting like that is representative of the two institutions and programs since the 1970s.

No. Bullshit. VANDY OWNS SIPPY and they can suck a fat ******* dick.

 

[EMH]

Ok, one bit of info that was not disclosed.

The last time The Longhorns played Vandy was in 1928.

That don't matter....

A stomping is a stomping....

 

[WinterBorn]

Ok, Vandy owns the Longhorns. Works for me.

 

[Mac-7]

The OP could have read


Texas and OU are a combined

5 - 8 - 2

Against Vandy, but all the losses are the horns.

Vandy just STOMPED the horns.

When the Onor Ull gets to Nashville, it will get a spelling lesson


Honor Roll, not Onor Ull

Texas and vanderbilt have not played since 1928

overall Horns have a winning record against SEC

But if they played a SEC schedule this season they would probably win less than tje seven wins needed for a bowl bid

 

[EMH]

Texas and vanderbilt have not played since 1928

overall Horns have a winning record against SEC

But if they played a SEC schedule this season they would probably win less than tje seven wins needed for a bowl bid

Does the horns "winning record against SEC" include all the old games bootney describes above with "old pre A&M?"

If you claim you have a winning record against the SEC, and you start minus 5 against Vandy, you are going to have some questions....

 

[EMH]

LOL!!!

Sometimes when you talk smack about Vandy football, it doesn't quite work out the way you hoped it would.

Funny thing, in Conference Championship games, EMH cheers for the team with the higher academic and character standards, and while the Horns had Vince Young, and now T'Vondre Sweat with the Titans (who is NOT a smart guy, but a good football player), there is no question that the Horns have higher standards than Kirby Smart's "Georgia Correctional Facility in Athens," the new Criminoles...

So, in the SEC Conference Championship, EMH will cheer for Texas...


and as for the Sooners, who should play Vandy next year, that spelling lesson is coming, because SEC stands for


SPELL
EVERYTHING
CORRECTLY

and that includes football helmets....


HONOR ROLL, not ONOR ULL