It wouldn't end gay marriage in America like the loony Left will bleat about, it would simply allow states to decide the issue for themselves. Not all would ban gay marriage and the butt pirates can all move to the states that allow it.
That's a great idea, because America shouldn't be a TOTALLY free country for gays. That would be unAmerican.
It would make WAY more sense to just have certain states that feel that gay Americans have rights, and still have certain states that don't. That way, if there are too many religious folk in the country that feel the government isn't kissing their asses quite right, there are states for them to move to where they will get the kissing of a lifetime, for a lifetime.
Now THAT'S an American plan.
Might I suggest:
It may be poor and smell funny, but I swear, religious folk, this is where you want to go.
"Proud to be an American! Where at least I know
if I'm white and believe what my pastor tells me I'm free!"
Ain't that America?