Swedish Left Party Chapter Wants To Make Urinating While Standing Illegal For Men

[chanel]

Male representatives on the Sormland County Council in Sweden should sit rather than stand while urinating in office restrooms, according to a motion advanced by the local Left Party.

Known as a socialist and feminist organization, the party claims that seated urination is more hygienic for men — the practice decreases the likelihood of puddles and other unwanted residue forming in the stall — in addition to being better for a man’s health by more effectively emptying one’s bladder, The Local reported.

But not everyone agrees.

“Men scatter urine not so much during the actual urination as during the ‘shaking off’ that follows,” John Gamel, a professor at the University of Louisville, wrote while addressing the issue in 2009. “As a result, forcing men to sit while emptying their bladders will serve little purpose, since no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet.”

Ban Men From Standing When Urinating?

Can't make this shit up. Hope Bloomberg doesn't get any ideas.

 

[Animus]

face-fucking-palm

 

[Swagger]

John Gamel, a professor at the University of Louisville, wrote while addressing the issue in 2009. “As a result, forcing men to sit while emptying their bladders will serve little purpose, since no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet.”

This suggests that money was spent on gauging an academic's opinion on this utterly bizarre case. Please tell this isn't the case! At any rate, how on earth would they prevent a man from standing up when going for a piss? Toilets where members of the public spend a penny are protected by privacy laws. There'd be no legal means of policing enforcing a sit-down policy.

 

[daveman]

And the emasculation of Europe continues apace...

 

[Swagger]

And the emasculation of Europe continues apace...

...with a liberal's foot firmly on the accelerator, as always.

 

[zzzz]

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[High_Gravity]

This is very bizarre, how are they supposed to enforce this?

 

[chanel]

Cameras? Potty police? Castration?

 

[tigerbob]

That's fucked up.

 

[High_Gravity]

Cameras? Potty police? Castration?

Cameras?