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Supreme Court once again to rule on the most pressing issues of the day. They already ruled on abortion, now they will rule on squeaky toys.
Jack Daniels doesn’t want their whisky confused with a squeaky toy.
On its own, the dog toy at issue would have inspired an odd discussion at the usually buttoned-down high court: Part of the comedic element of the toy are its dog excrement jokes. Instead of including the "Old No. 7" emblazoned on the highly recognizable label of a Jack Daniel's bottle, the toy references "the Old No. 2 on your Tennessee carpet."
Jack Daniels doesn’t want their whisky confused with a squeaky toy.

Supreme Court fetches trademark battle between 'poop-themed' dog toy and Jack Daniel's
Jokes aside, a Supreme Court case pitting Jack Daniel's against a 'poop-themed' dog toy could have serious implications for other well-known products.
www.usatoday.com
On its own, the dog toy at issue would have inspired an odd discussion at the usually buttoned-down high court: Part of the comedic element of the toy are its dog excrement jokes. Instead of including the "Old No. 7" emblazoned on the highly recognizable label of a Jack Daniel's bottle, the toy references "the Old No. 2 on your Tennessee carpet."