Study: Drinking Coke/Pepsi gives ya big balls.

[Missourian]

What them scientists won't study...

Alpha male juice.

Drinking Coke and Pepsi leads to larger testicles, more testosterone: study

A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.

nypost.com

 

[shockedcanadian]

What a peculiar study. Is this good or bad though?. Should ANY drink have such an effect? Oh,.conducted in China on mice...who took a briefcase of cash this time?

 

[progressive hunter]

What them scientists won't study...

Alpha male juice.

Drinking Coke and Pepsi leads to larger testicles, more testosterone: study

A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.

nypost.com

I did not know that,,

 

[Confederate Soldier]

As someone with a massive set of cock and balls, I drink Mt. Dew, because any bigger, and I wouldn't be able to sit down.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I did not know that,,

Lol, I doubt many did. i suspect that this is a bogus study as it defies the study earlier donducted in the West that showed that high sugary deinks were horrible.for libido and linked to other problems. As I said the study was "conducted in China"

 

[shockedcanadian]

Big balls = no teeth. Choose wisely.

Among other negative results. NY Post or course runs with the story...

 

[progressive hunter]

Lol, I doubt many did. i suspect that this is a bogus study as it defies the study earlier donducted in the West that showed that high sugary deinks were horrible.for libido and linked to other problems. As I said the study was "conducted in China"

I'm thinking swollen testicles would reduce my libido and cause other problems,,

 

[Moonglow]

If you want bigger balls try hydrocele.

 

[Moonglow]

I'm thinking swollen testicles would reduce my libido and cause other problems,,

Gas, are you afraid you'll pass gas?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

As someone with a massive set of cock and balls, I drink Mt. Dew, because any bigger, and I wouldn't be able to sit down.

How long have you and your husband been together?

 

[Confederate Soldier]

How long have you and your husband been together?

Husband is a weird nickname for your mom, don't you think?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Husband is a weird nickname for your mom, don't you think?

Your Mom has a massive set of cock and balls? That's weirder than having a husband.

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Your Mom has a massive set of cock and balls? That's weirder than having a husband.

Clearly I said your mom, but don't feel bad. The schools failed you, your mom told me all about it.

 

[petro]

I drink a lot of Coke, and my balls are simply average.

Maybe I should add more Whiskey.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Clearly I said your mom, but don't feel bad. The schools failed you, your mom told me all about it.

You said it was weird to use that nickname for "your" Mom. That's indefinite. You could just have been easily referring to yourself.

Why don't you just admit it was clever on my part and let it go?

 

[Confederate Soldier]

You said it was weird to use that nickname for "your" Mom. That's indefinite. You could just have been easily referring to yourself.

You took it that way, because you can't handle the truth.



You suck at trying to roast/insult people by the way. Like miserably....

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Does this work on women, too?

 

[g5000]

Oh,.conducted in China on mice...who took a briefcase of cash this time?

I bet Coke and Pepsi collaborated on this study.

Chinese men are the perfect target audience for wanting bigger junk.

What a unique marketing campaign!

 

[Muhammed]

Coke and Pepsi can now have a bidding war for the rights of a classic AC/DC tune to use as their company jingle.

 

[basquebromance]

i drink all day