Still Think The Church Is Under Attack V3

You obviously haven't read the Bible, and certainly don't understand it.

In the words of Mark Twain...

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You don't know anything.

I'm probably better versed in the Bible than you are.

I just read the parts they've hidden from you in Sunday School.

Like when Jephthah sacrificed his virgin daughter.
Or when Elisha ordered two bears to maul 42 children.

The best way to understand the Bible.

The Old Testament is a bunch of Bronze Age Savages attributing every random act of nature to an angry God.

The New Testament is Iron Age Savages hoping there is a nice afterlife, or hoping the people they don't like will suffer in a bad one.
 
I'm probably better versed in the Bible than you are.

I just read the parts they've hidden from you in Sunday School.

Like when Jephthah sacrificed his virgin daughter.
Or when Elisha ordered two bears to maul 42 children.

The best way to understand the Bible.

The Old Testament is a bunch of Bronze Age Savages attributing every random act of nature to an angry God.

The New Testament is Iron Age Savages hoping there is a nice afterlife, or hoping the people they don't like will suffer in a bad one.
Yes pick and choose Bible verses, without reading other ones that define what God meant. Congratulations, you loons have been doing that. Since the beginning, tell me. When you wake up in hell and figure out you were wrong, you still going to be cocky? Of course not, because then it will be too late.
 
Yes pick and choose Bible verses, without reading other ones that define what God meant. Congratulations, you loons have been doing that. Since the beginning, tell me. When you wake up in hell and figure out you were wrong, you still going to be cocky? Of course not, because then it will be too late.

the go to for any God-botherer is to threaten people with Hell.

But if you read your book of fairy-tales, Jesus says most of you aren't getting into heaven anyway.
 
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The new GOP (NeoGOP) has a message for Christians, apparently:

 
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