Stephen Colbert - Public Crybaby

[IsaacNewton]

Stephen Colbert presents a nightly ass whipping and beat down of Drumpf so scathing and brilliant that Drumpf is terrified of taking on Colbert in a tweet. Drumpf whines and cries on Twitter about everyone else that castigates him but Colbert is like Mike Tyson fighting Richard Simmons once a night. The beating he hands out to tiny hands lying Donald is epic on an epic scale.

The only thing funny to come out of the White House recently was Sean Spicer giving a press conference with food stuck in his teeth.

Drumpf and his leper colony will get no mercy. They are not Americans.

 

[Smedley VonBuren]

His sister tried running for office in SC as a RaT. He campaigned for her. SC kicked her ass to the curb, too.

SC hates Colbert. GO GAMECOCKS!

 

[Pogo]

Most people didn't vote for Trump. Hillary had 3 million more votes than him. Remember?

BFD, California isn't the whole country and doesn't represent the country as a whole, that's why we have the electoral college, but you keep bitterly clinging to that PV if it gives you some consolation.

California isn't the whole country, but it IS part of the country.....something RussianWrs want to forget.

Which country, Mexico? That'll change though, as our president deports the freeloaders who vote illegally in every election.

Nice trick if you can "deport" something you can't even prove exists.

Nice trick if you can get somebody to believe what you just said.

That's exactly the point. You can't do it.
I axed the OP over and over and over for a link to his fantasyland hallucinations. Let's take a look at how it would work, based on his responses:

OP: "You there, Ricky Ricardo. Did you vote for Rump??".

Irving Schwartz: "Huh? Uh, no actually I didn't"

OP: "Bad answer. Most of America voted for Rump. Come with me Rodriguez. You're being deported".

Irving Schwartz: "Dafuk?

OP:: "You didn't vote for Rump, Gomez, so obviously you're an illegal. You're being deported. Bring Morticia with you".

Irving Schwartz: "Chuck you Farley. On what basis?"

OP: "Because "everybody knows" the Democrats brought in illegals to cost Rump the popular vote. And you're one of them. 'Everybody knows', get it? "

Irving Schwartz:: "Bull ******* Shit. Where's your evidence?"

OP: "We don' need no steenkeeng evidence. Because, again, EVERYBODY KNOWS!!
Amirite, Everybody?"

Everybody: "Dafuk?"

​

There's a solid case right there. Good script for Judge Judy. Plaintiff: "Everybody knows she stole my garden!"

 

[Pogo]

most Americans voted for Trump over the worst candidate for POTUS that has ever been nominated ?

I don't get the function of the word "over" in this sentence. What you need there, to channel Gertrude Stein, is .... a comma.

Doesn't make sense anyway. "Most Americans" didn't vote for anybody. Only 55% of the electorate voted at all. And out of that most of them voted for Clinton.

You're a liar, most of the 55% voted against the *****.

Nope. You're a liar calling me a liar.

Let's do the numbers. Want to?

Turnout: 55% (of eligible voters).

OF THAT ---------- take it, Fusion:

>> Clinton received 65,844,610 votes, or 48.2% of the total vote.

Trump received 62,979,636 votes, or 46.1% of the total vote. (That’s a difference of 2.86 million votes.)

The remaining 5.7% of the vote went to other candidates, like Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Evan McMullin, and, I don’t know, write-ins for flesh-eating bacteria. <<​

What's 46.1 percent of 55 percent, Sprinkles?

Hm?

It's 25%, of the electorate. That's nowhere near most of the electorate, let alone "most Americans". Clinton meanwhile pulled 26.5 per cent. Far as I know 26.5 > 25 is it not?

So the OP's canard is still valiantly holding on in its courageous struggle to remain dead.

 

[Pogo]

From the above link --- time to play "caption this photo"

"Nggh.... I'm almost there... Iggghhssh... oh **** there's no toilet paper in here!"​

 

[kwc57]

"The" numbers ? HA HA HA. Only "the" numbers which includes millions of illegal alien votes

Yep, "the" numbers. Meaning the ones you invent in your own crybaby fantasies don't count. But how convenient that they somehow add up to the margin needed to abort reality. Quelle coincidence.

And again ------------- link to these illegal votes? And again ---- didn't think so. Exactly

which you are brainwashed into believing don't exist (or just go along with the lie that they don't).

The "lie" huh? Again ---- link? Again.......... didn't think so.

As for "link". Link to what ?

Link to what's known as "evidence". Again --- does not exist.

1. During the campaign, Trump said he would deport millions of illegal aliens.

2. Illegal aliens do things illegally. It's a way of life, for them.

3. There is virtually nothing to stop illegals from voting. Nothing.

That's all you need to know.

It is indeed but I already DID know you were trafficking in a non sequitur fallacy.

Which is why I asked for a bridge, a/k/a "link".

Which we both know you don't have.

I don't like your format. Fix it.

Your complete lack of logic coupled with outright fantasy insertion and denialist subtraction, is woefully inoperative.

Fix IT.

Again. Links aren't necessary for what is obvious. Do you actually think that intelligent conservatives are confined by your silly liberal tactic of requiringf links to liberal websites. Give us a break!

"Everybody Knows" fallacy dismissed. So yes I'm afraid some basis is indeed necessary.. Logic takes no "breaks".

Said link --------- still nonexistent.

Hey everyone! Look! Pogo got a new dictionary!

 

[kwc57]

Most people didn't vote for Trump. Hillary had 3 million more votes than him. Remember?

And she was too stupid to realize that the President is elected by the Electoral College and not the popular vote. You can keep crying out about the popular vote, but it is as important as how many people drank tea over coffee. In other words, meaningless. Get over it and move along.

Not crying about anything. The OP said most people voted for Trump. He;s an idiot for repeating that lie so often, but then he IS a RWNJ.

Losing sucks. If you're going to be butthurt, either pull up your pants and protect your ass or relax and enjoy it.

 

[OKTexas]

most Americans voted for Trump over the worst candidate for POTUS that has ever been nominated ?

I don't get the function of the word "over" in this sentence. What you need there, to channel Gertrude Stein, is .... a comma.

Doesn't make sense anyway. "Most Americans" didn't vote for anybody. Only 55% of the electorate voted at all. And out of that most of them voted for Clinton.

You're a liar, most of the 55% voted against the *****.

Nope. You're a liar calling me a liar.

Let's do the numbers. Want to?

Turnout: 55% (of eligible voters).

OF THAT ---------- take it, Fusion:

>> Clinton received 65,844,610 votes, or 48.2% of the total vote.

Trump received 62,979,636 votes, or 46.1% of the total vote. (That’s a difference of 2.86 million votes.)

The remaining 5.7% of the vote went to other candidates, like Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Evan McMullin, and, I don’t know, write-ins for flesh-eating bacteria. <<​

What's 46.1 percent of 55 percent, Sprinkles?

Hm?

It's 25%, of the electorate. That's nowhere near most of the electorate, let alone "most Americans". Clinton meanwhile pulled 26.5 per cent. Far as I know 26.5 > 25 is it not?

So the OP's canard is still valiantly holding on in its courageous struggle to remain dead.

Except I said most of the 55% didn't vote for the *****, 51.8% voted for someone else, thanks for proving it. 50.00000001% of the 55% is most and the ***** didn't get that. Unlike you, I never claimed Trump got the most. So yeah, when you claimed she got the MOST of the 55%, you lied. To be correct, you should have said the ***** got more than anyone else. So simple even a 3rd grader can understand.

 

[Pogo]

most Americans voted for Trump over the worst candidate for POTUS that has ever been nominated ?

I don't get the function of the word "over" in this sentence. What you need there, to channel Gertrude Stein, is .... a comma.

Doesn't make sense anyway. "Most Americans" didn't vote for anybody. Only 55% of the electorate voted at all. And out of that most of them voted for Clinton.

You're a liar, most of the 55% voted against the *****.

Nope. You're a liar calling me a liar.

Let's do the numbers. Want to?

Turnout: 55% (of eligible voters).

OF THAT ---------- take it, Fusion:

>> Clinton received 65,844,610 votes, or 48.2% of the total vote.

Trump received 62,979,636 votes, or 46.1% of the total vote. (That’s a difference of 2.86 million votes.)

The remaining 5.7% of the vote went to other candidates, like Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Evan McMullin, and, I don’t know, write-ins for flesh-eating bacteria. <<​

What's 46.1 percent of 55 percent, Sprinkles?

Hm?

It's 25%, of the electorate. That's nowhere near most of the electorate, let alone "most Americans". Clinton meanwhile pulled 26.5 per cent. Far as I know 26.5 > 25 is it not?

So the OP's canard is still valiantly holding on in its courageous struggle to remain dead.

Except I said most of the 55% didn't vote for the *****, 51.8% voted for someone else, thanks for proving it. 50.00000001% of the 55% is most and the ***** didn't get that. Unlike you, I never claimed Trump got the most.

NEITHER DID I, Dip Shit. That was, once again, the OP.'s canard. Always was. I debunked it, smashed it into little pieces -- and you called me a "liar". Who da liar now beeyatch?

See why you're on ignore? Back in the box now. And see if you can learn how to read while you're in there.

 

[OKTexas]

most Americans voted for Trump over the worst candidate for POTUS that has ever been nominated ?

I don't get the function of the word "over" in this sentence. What you need there, to channel Gertrude Stein, is .... a comma.

Doesn't make sense anyway. "Most Americans" didn't vote for anybody. Only 55% of the electorate voted at all. And out of that most of them voted for Clinton.

You're a liar, most of the 55% voted against the *****.

Nope. You're a liar calling me a liar.

Let's do the numbers. Want to?

Turnout: 55% (of eligible voters).

OF THAT ---------- take it, Fusion:

>> Clinton received 65,844,610 votes, or 48.2% of the total vote.

Trump received 62,979,636 votes, or 46.1% of the total vote. (That’s a difference of 2.86 million votes.)

The remaining 5.7% of the vote went to other candidates, like Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Evan McMullin, and, I don’t know, write-ins for flesh-eating bacteria. <<​

What's 46.1 percent of 55 percent, Sprinkles?

Hm?

It's 25%, of the electorate. That's nowhere near most of the electorate, let alone "most Americans". Clinton meanwhile pulled 26.5 per cent. Far as I know 26.5 > 25 is it not?

So the OP's canard is still valiantly holding on in its courageous struggle to remain dead.

Except I said most of the 55% didn't vote for the *****, 51.8% voted for someone else, thanks for proving it. 50.00000001% of the 55% is most and the ***** didn't get that. Unlike you, I never claimed Trump got the most.

NEITHER DID I, Dip Shit. That was, once again, the OP.'s canard. Always was. I debunked it, smashed it into little pieces -- and you called me a "liar". Who da liar now beeyatch?

See why you're on ignore? Back in the box now. And see if you can learn how to read while you're in there.

BTW Trump did get the MOST EVs, which are the people that actually elect the president, aren't they?

 

[whitehall]

The left wing perspective of politics only extends back to the last episode of SNL. CBS is the network that used forged documents to try to influence a presidential election. Maybe it's a step up for the network to hire a freaking comedian as a news analyst.

 

[BULLDOG]

Most people didn't vote for Trump. Hillary had 3 million more votes than him. Remember?

If you take both trumps and Hildabeasts California votes away - trump handily won the popular vote nationwide. Shit for brains
We can't have crazy Cali determining the direction of this country...

California is a state. Now I know you'd like to take our vote away, but our votes still count.

Hildabeast did not win the popular vote in the rest of the country… fact

She won the popular vote forth entire country idiot.

No, if you leave crazy Cali votes out the rest of the country without crazy Cali voted for trump handily.

I guess you could be right. If you just pretend the people that voted against him just don't exist, he did pretty good. Trump supporters are pretty good at pretending anyway.

 

[Rustic]

If you take both trumps and Hildabeasts California votes away - trump handily won the popular vote nationwide. Shit for brains
We can't have crazy Cali determining the direction of this country...

California is a state. Now I know you'd like to take our vote away, but our votes still count.

Hildabeast did not win the popular vote in the rest of the country… fact

She won the popular vote forth entire country idiot.

No, if you leave crazy Cali votes out the rest of the country without crazy Cali voted for trump handily.

I guess you could be right. If you just pretend the people that voted against him just don't exist, he did pretty good. Trump supporters are pretty good at pretending anyway.

The rest of the country voted for trump by popular vote handily...The electoral college works perfectly

 

[Cellblock2429]

Most people didn't vote for Trump. Hillary had 3 million more votes than him. Remember?

/---- But Trump had far more counties than Hildabeast and that is just as valid as the number of popular votes. Sorry the election process is so confusing for you. Trump's 'landslide': 2,623 to 489 among U.S. counties
Read more at Trump’s ‘landslide’: 2,623 to 489 among U.S. counties

 

[miketx]

If you take both trumps and Hildabeasts California votes away - trump handily won the popular vote nationwide. Shit for brains
We can't have crazy Cali determining the direction of this country...

California is a state. Now I know you'd like to take our vote away, but our votes still count.

Hildabeast did not win the popular vote in the rest of the country… fact

She won the popular vote forth entire country idiot.

No, if you leave crazy Cali votes out the rest of the country without crazy Cali voted for trump handily.

I guess you could be right. If you just pretend the people that voted against him just don't exist, he did pretty good. Trump supporters are pretty good at pretending anyway.

We are pretending he's the President.

 

[BULLDOG]

California is a state. Now I know you'd like to take our vote away, but our votes still count.

Hildabeast did not win the popular vote in the rest of the country… fact

She won the popular vote forth entire country idiot.

No, if you leave crazy Cali votes out the rest of the country without crazy Cali voted for trump handily.

I guess you could be right. If you just pretend the people that voted against him just don't exist, he did pretty good. Trump supporters are pretty good at pretending anyway.

The rest of the country voted for trump by popular vote handily...The electoral college works perfectly

Yep, if you just pretend all those that voted against him don't exist,

 

[BULLDOG]

Most people didn't vote for Trump. Hillary had 3 million more votes than him. Remember?

/---- But Trump had far more counties than Hildabeast and that is just as valid as the number of popular votes. Sorry the election process is so confusing for you. Trump's 'landslide': 2,623 to 489 among U.S. counties
Read more at Trump’s ‘landslide’: 2,623 to 489 among U.S. counties

Again, Everybody knows that Trump won the election, but there ain't no spin that you can put on it to make him have more votes than Hillary, or to say that he was the choice of most of the people.

 

[Rustic]

Hildabeast did not win the popular vote in the rest of the country… fact

She won the popular vote forth entire country idiot.

No, if you leave crazy Cali votes out the rest of the country without crazy Cali voted for trump handily.

I guess you could be right. If you just pretend the people that voted against him just don't exist, he did pretty good. Trump supporters are pretty good at pretending anyway.

The rest of the country voted for trump by popular vote handily...The electoral college works perfectly

Yep, if you just pretend all those that voted against him don't exist,

Take all of the votes for both Hildabeast and trump in crazy cali and throw them out, and then count the rest of the country Trump won the popular vote handily...

 

[BULLDOG]

California is a state. Now I know you'd like to take our vote away, but our votes still count.

Hildabeast did not win the popular vote in the rest of the country… fact

She won the popular vote forth entire country idiot.

No, if you leave crazy Cali votes out the rest of the country without crazy Cali voted for trump handily.

I guess you could be right. If you just pretend the people that voted against him just don't exist, he did pretty good. Trump supporters are pretty good at pretending anyway.

We are pretending he's the President.

We all are. You think he will ever act like it?

 

[OKTexas]

Most people didn't vote for Trump. Hillary had 3 million more votes than him. Remember?

/---- But Trump had far more counties than Hildabeast and that is just as valid as the number of popular votes. Sorry the election process is so confusing for you. Trump's 'landslide': 2,623 to 489 among U.S. counties
Read more at Trump’s ‘landslide’: 2,623 to 489 among U.S. counties

That is actually as irrelevant as the popular vote.