Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Boy For Terrorizing Burglars

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Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Boy For Terrorizing Burglars
bylonbee.com/news/soros-backed-district-attorney-prosecutes-illinois-boy-for-terrorizing-burglars
24 Dec 2023

GROVELAND, IL - Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion.
The young boy by the name of Kevin McAllister was apparently home alone when the perpetrators attempted to sneak into the estate. McAllister sprang into action with a series of ingenious attacks, including blowtorches, paint cans, and a tarantula. "The child engaged in cruel, vicious behavior that could have seriously injured the two gentlemen known as the ‘Wet Bandits' ," said District Attorney Ansel Hayden. "McAllister literally smashed Marv's face with an iron, when Marv wished nothing more than to rob McAllister's family while doing the child serious bodily harm."
Hayden said the youth's antics involved putting ice on the stairs, heating up doorknobs, and other tactics that put the men in peril. "What has society come to when a child can torture vagabonds just hungry for bread?," wondered Hayden aloud. "I will not allow this county to fall victim to vigilantism."
At press time, Hayden was preparing to file charges against the neighbor who stopped the kindly ‘Wet Bandits' from biting off McAllister's fingers.


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Unfortunately we see things like this happening in the Blue Plantation Cities on a daily basis. Whether it's Bodega employees, Walgreen's/Target Security, or the average citizen protecting their lives and property. This isn’t as far fetched as it appears. NYC and Chicago are perfect examples.

 

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I wonder what Soros-backed Vivek The Swamy has to say about this.

 

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Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Boy For Terrorizing Burglars
bylonbee.com/news/soros-backed-district-attorney-prosecutes-illinois-boy-for-terrorizing-burglars
24 Dec 2023

GROVELAND, IL - Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion.
The young boy by the name of Kevin McAllister was apparently home alone when the perpetrators attempted to sneak into the estate. McAllister sprang into action with a series of ingenious attacks, including blowtorches, paint cans, and a tarantula. "The child engaged in cruel, vicious behavior that could have seriously injured the two gentlemen known as the ‘Wet Bandits' ," said District Attorney Ansel Hayden. "McAllister literally smashed Marv's face with an iron, when Marv wished nothing more than to rob McAllister's family while doing the child serious bodily harm."
Hayden said the youth's antics involved putting ice on the stairs, heating up doorknobs, and other tactics that put the men in peril. "What has society come to when a child can torture vagabonds just hungry for bread?," wondered Hayden aloud. "I will not allow this county to fall victim to vigilantism."
At press time, Hayden was preparing to file charges against the neighbor who stopped the kindly ‘Wet Bandits' from biting off McAllister's fingers.


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Unfortunately we see things like this happening in the Blue Plantation Cities on a daily basis. Whether it's Bodega employees, Walgreen's/Target Security, or the average citizen protecting their lives and property.

Post a link proving this bullshit post ain't bullshit. Lots words and no proof.