bill718
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Both taken from MAD magazine (paraphrased) - Circa 1968
Taffy was a rich man, Taffy was connected.
Taffy spent 5 million bucks to get his man elected.
Now he's an ambassador and struts around with pride.
Don't you wish that you were rich, then you'd be qualified!
D is for double-cross, a way tried and true,
to out shaft your buddy before he shafts you!
Taffy was a rich man, Taffy was connected.
Taffy spent 5 million bucks to get his man elected.
Now he's an ambassador and struts around with pride.
Don't you wish that you were rich, then you'd be qualified!
D is for double-cross, a way tried and true,
to out shaft your buddy before he shafts you!
