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This whole virus thing is really having some interesting effects on behavior. I have noticed that the few people who are out and about seem to be much nicer to each other. Very courteous. So that’s a good thing. However, some people are taking the stay 6 feet away thing a little far. I’ve noticed today a few people who were looking at their phone or whatever and didn’t see that they were approaching me suddenly looked up and made a hard cut to the left or right as if they were trying to avoid an open field tackle. It’s actually kind of funny. My wife says it’s because I smell bad, but that can’t be it, right?
 
That and judging by your profile pic you are hideous.
I mean, would you want to bump into yourself?
 
At least I don't have to worry about these guys coming to my door to ask me about Mormon Jesus any time soon....

Get off my porch you gay commies!!!

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Watch out for the folks that don't seem to be taking this seriously....they will be the ones that will infect you....
 
That and judging by your profile pic you are hideous.
I mean, would you want to bump into yourself?

It’s not a self portrait, genius.
 
That and judging by your profile pic you are hideous.
I mean, would you want to bump into yourself?

The person in the picture is not hideous...can't figure out who it is but has a Johnny Depp vibe.
 
This whole virus thing is really having some interesting effects on behavior. I have noticed that the few people who are out and about seem to be much nicer to each other. Very courteous. So that’s a good thing. However, some people are taking the stay 6 feet away thing a little far. I’ve noticed today a few people who were looking at their phone or whatever and didn’t see that they were approaching me suddenly looked up and made a hard cut to the left or right as if they were trying to avoid an open field tackle. It’s actually kind of funny. My wife says it’s because I smell bad, but that can’t be it, right?

I have little doubt you smell like a rest stop toilet.
 
The actor in the avatar is probably a guy who was in one of those crouching tiger chink movies -- and a carrier of the Chinese flu...

But you are probably still ugly tho......
 
This whole virus thing is really having some interesting effects on behavior. I have noticed that the few people who are out and about seem to be much nicer to each other. Very courteous. So that’s a good thing. However, some people are taking the stay 6 feet away thing a little far. I’ve noticed today a few people who were looking at their phone or whatever and didn’t see that they were approaching me suddenly looked up and made a hard cut to the left or right as if they were trying to avoid an open field tackle. It’s actually kind of funny. My wife says it’s because I smell bad, but that can’t be it, right?

I have little doubt you smell like a rest stop toilet.

Stop touching yourself.
 
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