So, what do I do if I don't get any fries with my hamburger meal?

If they defund the police - who am I going to call?

Send out a mean tweet about the restaurant. The corporate office twitter person will say, "Oh we are so sorry you had a bad experience with one of our restaurants. Please DM us a copy of your receipt and the details so we can look into this further." knowing you didn't keep the receipt of course.
 
If you are black call 911 and wait for the next available social worker to arrive
 
Politely inform them that they forgot a portion of your order.

Or drive back around, chew up some hamburger, and spit it the cashier's face.
 
Drive home and open up a can of beanie weenies asap...

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