Sky OFFICIALLY falling!

[HenryBHough]

Ah for the good old days when worry-warts had their knickers in a twist over the looming Atomic Destruction of The Planet!

And today the Doomsday Clock minute hand moved! Yup. Destruction is officially a minute closer!

But this time Nuclear Holocaust is off the table and GLOBAL WARMING is gonna kill the planet, leaving humans drifting about in space.

But only if you choose to participate.

Climate change and nuclear bombs set doomsday clock on verge of midnight Environment The Guardian

All that's missing is a plea for you to quickly send money to Algore's First Universal Church of Global Brouhaha.

 

[Sonny Clark]

Ah for the good old days when worry-warts had their knickers in a twist over the looming Atomic Destruction of The Planet!

And today the Doomsday Clock minute hand moved! Yup. Destruction is officially a minute closer!

But this time Nuclear Holocaust is off the table and GLOBAL WARMING is gonna kill the planet, leaving humans drifting about in space.

But only if you choose to participate.

Climate change and nuclear bombs set doomsday clock on verge of midnight Environment The Guardian

All that's missing is a plea for you to quickly send money to Algore's First Universal Church of Global Brouhaha.

Very good. Yep, the "wind blowers" are spewing hot air everywhere. Head for the bunkers, quickly.

 

[Porker]

O' Nooooooooooo

 

[Manonthestreet]

Algore wants 90 trillion to redesign worlds major cities

 

[MeBelle]

I thought this was going to be a thread about snow!

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

Lefties need something to do between welfare checks. So they all spend their time trumpeting the most awfulest, the most terriblest, the most scariest inevitable doom ever descended on our tiny dot in its sea of universal infinity: Global Fooling.

 

[Roadrunner]

Ah for the good old days when worry-warts had their knickers in a twist over the looming Atomic Destruction of The Planet!

And today the Doomsday Clock minute hand moved! Yup. Destruction is officially a minute closer!

But this time Nuclear Holocaust is off the table and GLOBAL WARMING is gonna kill the planet, leaving humans drifting about in space.

But only if you choose to participate.

Climate change and nuclear bombs set doomsday clock on verge of midnight Environment The Guardian

All that's missing is a plea for you to quickly send money to Algore's First Universal Church of Global Brouhaha.

Here on a cold, blustery day, late in the fourth quarter of life, with a slim but sustainable lead, I can think of worse things than dying with warm feet.