Should Medicaid pay for this?

[justoffal]

Some things are just too obvious to doubt!

 

[Lisa558]

This has got to be a skit!

 

[justoffal]

This has got to be a skit!

Maybe.....I hope.....but ....

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Some things are just too obvious to doubt!

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I wonder what he'll weigh after 4 months of only three meals a day.

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[Darkwind]

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I wonder what he'll weigh after 4 months of only three meals a day.

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Depends on the number of animals per meal, I suppose.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Depends on the number of animals per meal, I suppose.

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They'd better keep an accurate count of his fellow inmates.

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[Darkwind]

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They'd better keep an accurate count of his fellow inmates.

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Warden: We'll place him in cellblock D.

Guard: Which cell?

Warden: ~Steady look~

Guard: Right.

 

[mac allen]

What's his USMB user name?

 

[1srelluc]

Is his last name Creosote?

 

[Polishprince]

This fellow will definitely get the bottom bunk in the joint.

No one would volunteer to sleep underneath him if he was in the top.

 

[1srelluc]

This fellow will definitely get the bottom bunk in the joint.

No one would volunteer to sleep underneath him if he was in the top.

We had a guy that was 6' - 5" and pushing 450# that we had Prison Industries make a bunk for.

Till it showed-up he slept on the floor on two mattresses laid side by side.

 

[Polishprince]

This fellow will definitely be losing weight. There is a limit to how much someone can buy in commissary in jail, and he better be using some of that money for hygiene products not just food.

 

[TNHarley]

How did he manage to steal anything?

 

[Lisa558]

This fellow will definitely get the bottom bunk in the joint.

No one would volunteer to sleep underneath him if he was in the top.

No bunk at all! He’ll need a mattress directly on the concrete floor.

 

[justoffal]

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They'd better keep an accurate count of his fellow inmates.

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Bwahahaha

 

[Polishprince]

This story reminds me of a program on TV where Joe Arpiao was showing off his Tent City prison in Arizona.

One of the inmates, a fairly huge gastropod, came up to Sheriff Joe to complain about the conditions and cuisine being offered. He told Arpaio that he had lost 150 pounds since he came there, and Joe said he should thank him for that.

The inmate disagreed and said "this isn't Jenny ******* Craig"

 

[Lisa558]

This story reminds me of a program on TV where Joe Arpiao was showing off his Tent City prison in Arizona.

One of the inmates, a fairly huge gastropod, came up to Sheriff Joe to complain about the conditions and cuisine being offered. He told Arpaio that he had lost 150 pounds since he came there, and Joe said he should thank him for that.

The inmate disagreed and said "this isn't Jenny ******* Craig"

These lowlife criminals need a major attitude adjustment.