Shippensburg teen charged with Felony arson

[Polishprince]

He's sitting in the local hoosegow after getting pinched for leaving a flaming bag of dog poo on his neighbor's porch.

Seems like a rather extreme reaction by the local constabularies, IMHO.


PA man charged with felony arson for flaming bag of dog poop on porch

 

[Pilot1]

He's got a "Man Bun" so he deserves anything he gets.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Aw man! For flaming poo-bag? Seriously?

Sometimes the law is retarded.

 

[Marion Morrison]

He's sitting in the local hoosegow after getting pinched for leaving a flaming bag of dog poo on his neighbor's porch.

Seems like a rather extreme reaction by the local constabularies, IMHO.


PA man charged with felony arson for flaming bag of dog poop on porch

That's not a man.

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

What a loser.

 

[miketx]

He's got a "Man Bun" so he deserves anything he gets.

That's a saddle horn for his boyfriend.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Prosecutorial overkill even if the kid does look like a real nut sack.

 

[Pilot1]

I all fairness, I think the police show MUCH less tolerance these days than when I was young. They interpret the law very technically, and literally, and never seem to let anything slide anymore. Except for career Felons who keep getting little or no jail time, and are back out on the streets. Makes no sense to me.

 

[miketx]

Prosecutorial overkill even if the kid does look like a real nut sack.

Could have easily burnt down the house. Life in the pen.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Flaming anything is a charge of arson. Fire isn't fun any more.

 

[miketx]

If he ain't gay he oughta be.

 

[rightwinger]

Fuk em if they can’t take a joke

 

[Polishprince]

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If he ain't gay he oughta be.

If there are any gay recruiters at the Cumberland Prison where he is stewing in his juices, I'm sure that they are using hard sell techniques to get him to switch this week.

 

[Meister]

He's got a "Man Bun" so he deserves anything he gets.

That's not a 'Man Bun', that's a 'boy bun'.
By the way.....lock him up until he's a chrome dome.

 

[Meister]

I all fairness, I think the police show MUCH less tolerance these days than when I was young. They interpret the law very technically, and literally, and never seem to let anything slide anymore. Except for career Felons who keep getting little or no jail time, and are back out on the streets. Makes no sense to me.

Think revenue

 

[mdk]

The real crime in all this mess is his hair. First Degree Eye Slaughter.

 

[Meister]

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If he ain't gay he oughta be.

Rumor has it that his name in the joint is Stacie.

That's what I heard

 

[Pilot1]

Think revenue

BINGO! Ding, Ding, Ding!!!! Armed, paid, revenue collectors. Totally different mentality today. Government/Law Enforcement/Judicial System is now FOR PROFIT.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Could have easily burnt down the house. Life in the pen.

Blame the home owner for not coming out of his house and stomping out the flaming dog poo, which is what he's obligated to do when someone pranks you in this manner. chris farley stomps out flaming dog poop - Yahoo Video Search Results

 

[rightwinger]

Felony pranking