Sham Wow coming to Congress?

[Delldude]

Looks like Vince the Sham Wow guy is entering the political arena. Going after an 84 year old Texan's seat.

But wait there's more.....



Offer Vince Shlomi, an infomercial pitchman known to millions as the “ShamWow Guy” for his energetic promotion of highly absorbent dish cloths, has announced he is running for Congress as a Republican in Texas on a one-man mission to “destroy wokeism.”

Infomercial star the ‘ShamWow Guy’ launches congressional campaign – but wait, there’s more

Offer Vince Shlomi, known for high-energy sales pitches on late-night TV, running in Texas in memory of Charlie Kirk and to ‘make America happy’, he says

ca.news.yahoo.com

 

[marvin martian]

Looks like Vince the Sham Wow guy is entering the political arena. Going after an 84 year old Texan's seat.

But wait there's more.....

View attachment 1187242

Offer Vince Shlomi, an infomercial pitchman known to millions as the “ShamWow Guy” for his energetic promotion of highly absorbent dish cloths, has announced he is running for Congress as a Republican in Texas on a one-man mission to “destroy wokeism.”

Infomercial star the ‘ShamWow Guy’ launches congressional campaign – but wait, there’s more

Offer Vince Shlomi, known for high-energy sales pitches on late-night TV, running in Texas in memory of Charlie Kirk and to ‘make America happy’, he says

ca.news.yahoo.com

I thought he died.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Never throw them in the dryer

 

[Delldude]

I could see him being used to sell a spending bill.

 

[ozro]

Good for him, congress needs a good ass-wiping.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I thought he died.

That was the other guy who promoted all different products, Billy Mays.

 

[kc48]

His last name is Shlomi. Might want to change it. lol

 

[kc48]

That was the other guy who promoted all different products, Billy Mays.

I thought he played center field.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I thought he played center field.

That was Willy, not Billy. This was Billy. He died in 2009 at the age of 50 most likely due to a heart attack.

 

[Delldude]

That was Willy, not Billy. This was Billy. He died in 2009 at the age of 50 most likely due to a heart attack.


View attachment 1190806

Yeah and a different color also.

 

[kc48]

That was Willy, not Billy. This was Billy. He died in 2009 at the age of 50 most likely due to a heart attack.


View attachment 1190806

oh, damn!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

His last name is Shlomi. Might want to change it. lol

He already did. His name is Vince Offer,

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Yeah and a different color also.

Really? I hadn't noticed!

 

[kc48]

He already did. His name is Vince Offer,

Sounds worse. Shoulda gone with Vince Steinjew.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Sounds worse. Shoulda gone with Vince Steinjew.

How very anti-Semitic of you!

 

[kc48]

How very anti-Semitic of you!

logic fail

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

logic fail

You provided the post.
"Sounds worse. Shoulda gone with Vince Steinjew."
I can't help that you post your true beliefs. What if he was actually a Christian? You obviously knew he was a Jew and decided to point it out! Why?

 

[konradv]

Looks like Vince the Sham Wow guy is entering the political arena. Going after an 84 year old Texan's seat.

But wait there's more.....

View attachment 1187242

Offer Vince Shlomi, an infomercial pitchman known to millions as the “ShamWow Guy” for his energetic promotion of highly absorbent dish cloths, has announced he is running for Congress as a Republican in Texas on a one-man mission to “destroy wokeism.”

Infomercial star the ‘ShamWow Guy’ launches congressional campaign – but wait, there’s more

Offer Vince Shlomi, known for high-energy sales pitches on late-night TV, running in Texas in memory of Charlie Kirk and to ‘make America happy’, he says

ca.news.yahoo.com

What is wokeism?

 

[Lockback]

Looks like Vince the Sham Wow guy is entering the political arena. Going after an 84 year old Texan's seat.

But wait there's more.....

View attachment 1187242

Offer Vince Shlomi, an infomercial pitchman known to millions as the “ShamWow Guy” for his energetic promotion of highly absorbent dish cloths, has announced he is running for Congress as a Republican in Texas on a one-man mission to “destroy wokeism.”

Infomercial star the ‘ShamWow Guy’ launches congressional campaign – but wait, there’s more

Offer Vince Shlomi, known for high-energy sales pitches on late-night TV, running in Texas in memory of Charlie Kirk and to ‘make America happy’, he says

ca.news.yahoo.com

Well, the Democrats are a sham, so WOW!

 

[Delldude]

What is wokeism?

Sounds like a metaphysical thing.

Ommm