Sad: This Guy Spent $500k On Ivy League Education And All He Knows How To Do Is Chant ‘Free Palestine’

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Sad: This Guy Spent $500k On Ivy League Education And All He Knows How To Do Is Chant ‘Free Palestine’​

Education·Apr 24, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local man Asher Grayson, who recently graduated from Harvard with a degree in neuroscience, confessed he feels woefully unprepared to join the workforce because the only thing he knows how to do is chant "Free Palestine!"

"I'm starting to think my $500,000 of student debt wasn't worth it because I don't know a thing about molecular neuroscience," said Dr. Grayson, who finally earned his PhD in 2024. "Free Palestine!"

Grayson is just one of several students who feel they've been failed by Ivy League universities that spent more time training them to protest Israel than helping them learn about their fields of study. Graduates in mathematics, computer science, and even gender studies reportedly know next to nothing about how to apply their degrees to a career because they only know how to shout "Free Palestine!" over and over again.

History professor Benjamin Lance dismissed concerns that his students are unprepared for a career after taking his course. "I stand by the rigorous Harvard curriculum," he said. "Maybe my students can't get jobs because of the Jews. Did you ever think of that?"

The labor market is oversaturated with people who call for a free Palestine while accusing Israel of ethnic cleansing, says economic expert and labor analyst Heather Dove. "They don't know how to hold even the simplest jobs because they only know how to say 'free Palestine' again and again," she said. "The lucky ones can spin it into a catchy jingle, but most of them just say the same two words repeatedly around the clock."

"It's really sad."

At publishing time, Asher Grayson had updated his CV to include that he also knows how to chant "globalize the intifada."

 

[Polishprince]

The good news for this fellow is that this should be good enough in his job search.

Hamas, as well as Hezbollah, are looking for cannon fodder in their eternal war against the Jews.

Mr. Grayson should easily be able to qualify for a ground floor opportunity as a Terrorist Trainee.

 

[Votto]

The good news for this fellow is that this should be good enough in his job search.

Hamas, as well as Hezbollah, are looking for cannon fodder in their eternal war against the Jews.

Mr. Grayson should easily be able to qualify for a ground floor opportunity as a Terrorist Trainee.

All it takes is well meaning parents to turn their children over to them, whether it is at your local Left wing college or otherwise.

 

[toddcarson]

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local man Asher Grayson, who recently graduated from Harvard with a degree in neuroscience, confessed he feels woefully unprepared to join the workforce because the only thing he knows how to do is chant "Free Palestine!"

"I'm starting to think my $500,000 of student debt wasn't worth it because I don't know a thing about molecular neuroscience," said Dr. Grayson, who finally earned his PhD in 2024. "Free Palestine!"

Grayson is just one of several students who feel they've been failed by Ivy League universities that spent more time training them to protest Israel than helping them learn about their fields of study. Graduates in mathematics, computer science, and even gender studies reportedly know next to nothing about how to apply their degrees to a career because they only know how to shout "Free Palestine!" over and over again.

History professor Benjamin Lance dismissed concerns that his students are unprepared for a career after taking his course. "I stand by the rigorous Harvard curriculum," he said. "Maybe my students can't get jobs because of the Jews. Did you ever think of that?"

The labor market is oversaturated with people who call for a free Palestine while accusing Israel of ethnic cleansing, says economic expert and labor analyst Heather Dove. "They don't know how to hold even the simplest jobs because they only know how to say 'free Palestine' again and again," she said. "The lucky ones can spin it into a catchy jingle, but most of them just say the same two words repeatedly around the clock."

"It's really sad."
https://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/sad-this-guy-spentfnf-500k-on-ivy-league-education-and-all-he-knows-how-to-do-is-chant-free-palestine.1158631/
At publishing time, Asher Grayson had updated his CV to include that he also knows how to chant "globalize the intifada."

This reads less like a true report and more like a caricature intended to insult a specific group. While student readiness is a legitimate concern, this framing appears unduly simplified and potentially biased.

 

[luiza]

Poor Guy .
Moaning about Evil and the nastiest Elite on the planet , and he gets a roasting .

Seems honesty and compassion count for nothing .

You can sensibly argue that this Evil exceeds Nazi Germany .
The bulk of Germs were ignorant throughout the war .

That argument no longer applies for otherwise ordinary Jews .

 

[jc456]

 

[Roudy]

Poor Guy .
Moaning about Evil and the nastiest Elite on the planet , and he gets a roasting .

Seems honesty and compassion count for nothing .

You can sensibly argue that this Evil exceeds Nazi Germany .
The bulk of Germs were ignorant throughout the war .

That argument no longer applies for otherwise ordinary Jews .

Yes there is no moaning about the evil that is Hamas. It will be wiped off the face of the earth.

 

[jc456]

Yes there is no moaning about the evil that is Hamas. It will be wiped off the face of the earth.

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along with raping women and killing others.

 

[luiza]

Yes there is no moaning about the evil that is Hamas. It will be wiped off the face of the earth.

Our Hasbara novice Troll hasn't learned since serving his time .
At the top, Hamas and Nazi Nutty are one and the same .

Hardly surprising since Israel created Hamas for its own end and to further the Greater Israel Plan.

PM me if you would like mentoring .

 

[jc456]

luiza so Israel attacks itself? Hilarious. You have no fking shame fker

 

[Roudy]

Our Hasbara novice Troll hasn't learned since serving his time .
At the top, Hamas and Nazi Nutty are one and the same .

Hardly surprising since Israel created Hamas for its own end and to further the Greater Israel Plan.

PM me if you would like mentoring .

Whats surprising the Hamas tunnel whore is still rooting for Hamas IslamoNazis after the complete humiliation and devastation they have brought in the wake of Sept 7.

 

[Roudy]

luiza so Israel attacks itself? Hilarious. You have no fking shame fker

They have no shame, but most of it comes from being an ignorant illiterate know nothing nut job moron. Which seems to be a pre qualification for the average Palestinian supporter.

 

[luiza]

Even Israelis
ARE MASS PROTESTING AND DECLARING THE INSANE NUTTY YAHOO IS THE ENEMY and TRAITOR .

Shame on you Gullible Hasbara Troll Bots for swallowing propaganda and misinformation .



The world turns on an Israel that is EVIL at the top .

 

[Meathead]

Sad: This Guy Spent $500k On Ivy League Education And All He Knows How To Do Is Chant ‘Free Palestine’​

Education·Apr 24, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local man Asher Grayson, who recently graduated from Harvard with a degree in neuroscience, confessed he feels woefully unprepared to join the workforce because the only thing he knows how to do is chant "Free Palestine!"

"I'm starting to think my $500,000 of student debt wasn't worth it because I don't know a thing about molecular neuroscience," said Dr. Grayson, who finally earned his PhD in 2024. "Free Palestine!"

Grayson is just one of several students who feel they've been failed by Ivy League universities that spent more time training them to protest Israel than helping them learn about their fields of study. Graduates in mathematics, computer science, and even gender studies reportedly know next to nothing about how to apply their degrees to a career because they only know how to shout "Free Palestine!" over and over again.

History professor Benjamin Lance dismissed concerns that his students are unprepared for a career after taking his course. "I stand by the rigorous Harvard curriculum," he said. "Maybe my students can't get jobs because of the Jews. Did you ever think of that?"

The labor market is oversaturated with people who call for a free Palestine while accusing Israel of ethnic cleansing, says economic expert and labor analyst Heather Dove. "They don't know how to hold even the simplest jobs because they only know how to say 'free Palestine' again and again," she said. "The lucky ones can spin it into a catchy jingle, but most of them just say the same two words repeatedly around the clock."

"It's really sad."

At publishing time, Asher Grayson had updated his CV to include that he also knows how to chant "globalize the intifada."

That's not fair. I'll bet he can say, From the river to the sea, without notes.

 

[luiza]

With the Houthi Tooty Boys ruling the waterways and Trump distancing himself from the insane and Evil Nutty Yahoo , Israel is in bad trouble .

Hated everywhere by honest and decent people, it seems just a matter of time before united Moslem / Arab Freedom Fighters put this nation out of its misery .

Like a wounded dog it needs euthanising .
Its young and inexperienced IDF are refusing to fight because of their sickening war crimes and fresh reservists are fleeing -- refusing to be associated with Genocide .

 

[jc456]

Even Israelis
ARE MASS PROTESTING AND DECLARING THE INSANE NUTTY YAHOO IS THE ENEMY and TRAITOR .

Shame on you Gullible Hasbara Troll Bots for swallowing propaganda and misinformation .



The world turns on an Israel that is EVIL at the top .

so your position is that hamas didn't capture hostages on Oct 7? hahaahahahahaahhahaa how much you in for on that fake news?

 

[Roudy]

With the Houthi Tooty Boys ruling the waterways and Trump distancing himself from the insane and Evil Nutty Yahoo , Israel is in bad trouble .

Hated everywhere by honest and decent people, it seems just a matter of time before united Moslem / Arab Freedom Fighters put this nation out of its misery .

Like a wounded dog it needs euthanising .
Its young and inexperienced IDF are refusing to fight because of their sickening war crimes and fresh reservists are fleeing -- refusing to be associated with Genocide .

Keep up will ya? Houthis got bombed to Smithereens and have already capitulated and surrendered to Trump. Please continue to entertain us with your responses that expose how mentally ill and completely detached from reality you are. Iran and its proxies have been brought to their knees since Oct. 7…and you’re still masturbating to the destruction of Israel!

 

[irosie91]

This reads less like a true report and more like a caricature intended to insult a specific group. While student readiness is a legitimate concern, this framing appears unduly simplified and potentially biased.

try to cope-----