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MILWAUKEEāLining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday.
āPlease state your name, date of birth, and gender,ā said the Republican National Committeeās staff physician, who then put on glasses, snapped on gloves, and began feeling around the exposed groins of all eight candidates and noting any visual discrepancies.
āRon DeSantis, youāre good to go. Tim Scott, youāre good to go. Nikki Haley, Iām going to have to ask you to leave. Per GOP rules, you are not permitted to state your gender as āfemaleā and then enter the debate wearing a pantsuit.ā
At press time, Donald Trump, who refused to participate in the debate, argued that as a former president of the United States, his genital inspection should remain classified.
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āPlease state your name, date of birth, and gender,ā said the Republican National Committeeās staff physician, who then put on glasses, snapped on gloves, and began feeling around the exposed groins of all eight candidates and noting any visual discrepancies.
āRon DeSantis, youāre good to go. Tim Scott, youāre good to go. Nikki Haley, Iām going to have to ask you to leave. Per GOP rules, you are not permitted to state your gender as āfemaleā and then enter the debate wearing a pantsuit.ā
At press time, Donald Trump, who refused to participate in the debate, argued that as a former president of the United States, his genital inspection should remain classified.
Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
MILWAUKEEāLining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday. āPlease state your name, date of birth, and gender,ā said the Republican National Committeeās staff physician, who then put...
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