President Donald Trump speaks at CPAC 2025

[DonGlock26]

What a comeback. From a hunted political exile to president again. Democrats, he couldn't have done it without your misrule.
Thank you.

 

[JGalt]

Most of his cabinet was there, as well as Meloni, Milei, the Presidents of Poland and several other nations.

Sadly, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell, and Susan Collins couldn't attend. They were too busy blowing some Democrats.

 

[DonGlock26]

Most of his cabinet was there, as well as Meloni, Milei, the Presidents of Poland and several other nations.

Sadly, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell, and Susan Collins couldn't attend. They were too busy blowing some Democrats.

 

[okfine]

CPAC is for retards.

 

[okfine]

 

[DonGlock26]

CPAC is for retards.

CPAC is for closers.

 

[DonGlock26]

It's called a wave.

 

[JGalt]

CPAC is for retards.

No, you're thinking of DPAC, which is the Democrat's version. They're holding their convention down the hall from CPAC but unfortunately only five Democrats showed up. Just enough for them to form a circle and watch each other as they masturbate while wearing assorted furry animal masks. You should have received your invitation, did you forget to go to the public library and check your AOL email account last week?

Anyway, if you missed it, the highlights will be aired on the 9:00 PM broadcast of the Rachel Maddow Show tonight on MSNBC. That's 9:00 PM Eastern Time, so be sure to tune in.

You do have cable, right?

Right?

No problem if you don't have cable. They'll probably show the highlights of DPAC on The View, which airs live on ABC weekdays from 11AM-12PM Eastern Time.

Isn't Whoopi sexy? I bet you'd like to get balls deep inside that one, wouldn't you? But I digress.

 

[okfine]

CPAC is for closers.

CPAC is for fans of sexual predators. Like Matt Schlepp, and your dear leader.

 

[MisterBeale]