Postage stamps too dangerous for children's eyes~!

[MisterBeale]

I guess the liberal lefty loons want kids during playground recess to be covered in bubble wrap and to just stand in place so they won't get hurt. ..

Yup, and when you do that what happens? Our kids become fat,whiney little cupcakes that can't tell the difference between a video game and real life.

Eh. . . They make the games simulate life now because they don't have lives.

This is funny, but from what I hear, this IS the actual game.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPYmvOOVclQ]GTA 5 Review: So Realistic It's Boring - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Noomi]

Who the hell can do a headstand with a helmet on? I never did them with a helmet.

Are they going to say that cartwheels are too dangerous next?