Popular New Ejection Porch Automatically Launches Vaccine Evangelists Into The Stratosphere

[Weatherman2020]

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Dr. FAAAAUCIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

Just ordered mine.

An American manufacturer has been overwhelmed with preorders for its brand new "ejection porch," which is specially designed to detect when Biden's vaccine evangelists are at your door so it can launch them into the stratosphere.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior Dr. Fau-- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said one door-to-door vaccine auditor after the advanced technology in the porch detected his whiny and annoying government vaccine-evangelist voice and launched him into the sky, above the clouds, and out of sight.

For anyone who can't afford an advanced and costly porch upgrade, the company is selling handy signs to hang on your porch to tell them to get lost.

Popular New Ejection Porch Automatically Launches Vaccine Evangelists Into The Stratosphere

Click HERE to buy!

babylonbee.com

 

[JoeB131]

I'm wondering about the level of crazy that it takes to refuse a life-saving vaccine because you don't want to admit your cult leader messed up the response to the disease.

New Florida COVID cases nearly double in last 7 days, spike to highest number in 10 weeks

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[fncceo]

I believe in the old, tried and true ...

 

[fncceo]

I'm wondering about the level of crazy that it takes to refuse a life-saving vaccine

I appreciate the offer but, If I'm looking to have my life saved ... I'll stick with the professionals..

 

[petro]

 

[sealybobo]

I'm wondering about the level of crazy that it takes to refuse a life-saving vaccine because you don't want to admit your cult leader messed up the response to the disease.

New Florida COVID cases nearly double in last 7 days, spike to highest number in 10 weeks

A total of 45,603 new COVID-19 cases were reported in Florida from July 9 to July 15 – nearly double the amount reported over the previous week, according to data from the Florida Department …

www.wfla.com

I wish hospitals would refuse service to anyone who hasn’t been vaccinated. Treat them like the contagious fucks they are.

Or put them in those same cages trump put Mexican children in. Or worse Walter reed. Lol

And before republicans argue remember hospitals are private companies. If a baker can refuse to make a cake then a hospital should be free to refuse you.

 

[sealybobo]

I believe in the old, tried and true ...

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I would put one of those spikes safely through my foot, gently. Then I’d call 911 and sue you.

 

[Crepitus]

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Dr. FAAAAUCIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

Just ordered mine.
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An American manufacturer has been overwhelmed with preorders for its brand new "ejection porch," which is specially designed to detect when Biden's vaccine evangelists are at your door so it can launch them into the stratosphere.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior Dr. Fau-- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said one door-to-door vaccine auditor after the advanced technology in the porch detected his whiny and annoying government vaccine-evangelist voice and launched him into the sky, above the clouds, and out of sight.

For anyone who can't afford an advanced and costly porch upgrade, the company is selling handy signs to hang on your porch to tell them to get lost.

Popular New Ejection Porch Automatically Launches Vaccine Evangelists Into The Stratosphere

Click HERE to buy!

babylonbee.com

You do realize that the much more likely scenario would have proselytizing evangelical tRumplings taking the trip, right?

 

[fncceo]

I believe in the old, tried and true ...

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I would put one of those spikes safely through my foot, gently. Then I’d call 911 and sue you.

Have you had a Tetanus shot? Those spike aren't clean.

 

[sealybobo]

I'm wondering about the level of crazy that it takes to refuse a life-saving vaccine because you don't want to admit your cult leader messed up the response to the disease.

New Florida COVID cases nearly double in last 7 days, spike to highest number in 10 weeks

A total of 45,603 new COVID-19 cases were reported in Florida from July 9 to July 15 – nearly double the amount reported over the previous week, according to data from the Florida Department …

www.wfla.com

It’s a pandemic of the unvaccinated. Got to love it. I saw today my state is one of the few where cases are not going up. MI

 

[fncceo]

I wish hospitals would refuse service to anyone who hasn’t been vaccinated. Treat them like the contagious fucks they are.

You can be vaccinated and still be contagious. The CDC says so.

 

[sealybobo]

I believe in the old, tried and true ...

View attachment 513810

I would put one of those spikes safely through my foot, gently. Then I’d call 911 and sue you.

Have you had a Tetanus shot? Those spike aren't clean.

Oh I’ll clean it before I carefully puncture a very safe spot on my foot.

 

[fncceo]

I believe in the old, tried and true ...

View attachment 513810

I would put one of those spikes safely through my foot, gently. Then I’d call 911 and sue you.

Have you had a Tetanus shot? Those spike aren't clean.

Oh I’ll clean it before I carefully puncture a very safe spot on my foot.

If you feel inclined to do so. Personally, I'm not into masochism but, I don't judge you because you are.

 

[sealybobo]

I wish hospitals would refuse service to anyone who hasn’t been vaccinated. Treat them like the contagious fucks they are.

You can be vaccinated and still be contagious. The CDC says so.

Yea but very few of us are dying.

And I may be contagious but who am I killing? The unvaccinated. I’m cool with that

 

[sealybobo]

I believe in the old, tried and true ...

View attachment 513810

I would put one of those spikes safely through my foot, gently. Then I’d call 911 and sue you.

Have you had a Tetanus shot? Those spike aren't clean.

Oh I’ll clean it before I carefully puncture a very safe spot on my foot.

If you feel inclined to do so. Personally, I'm not into masochism but, I don't judge you because you are.

Plus you’d catch me on camera doing all that. Lol

 

[fncceo]

I wish hospitals would refuse service to anyone who hasn’t been vaccinated. Treat them like the contagious fucks they are.

You can be vaccinated and still be contagious. The CDC says so.

Yea but very few of us are dying.

And I may be contagious but who am I killing? The unvaccinated. I’m cool with that

You realize that you just contradicted yourself? You said you wanted the unvaccinated to be refused medical treatment because they are contagious.

Now you're saying that if you are contagious, you have no qualms about infecting others?

 

[petro]

And I may be contagious but who am I killing? The unvaccinated. I’m cool with that

When the Shame CampaignTM doesn't work, simply wish death upon those who don't conform, seems to be the latest liberal trend.

 

[fncceo]

And I may be contagious but who am I killing? The unvaccinated. I’m cool with that

When the Shame CampaignTM doesn't work, simply wish death upon those who don't conform, seems to be the latest liberal trend.

Wishing death on someone isn't much of a threat... eventually, it comes for us all...

 

[SweetSue92]

I'm wondering about the level of crazy that it takes to refuse a life-saving vaccine because you don't want to admit your cult leader messed up the response to the disease.

New Florida COVID cases nearly double in last 7 days, spike to highest number in 10 weeks

A total of 45,603 new COVID-19 cases were reported in Florida from July 9 to July 15 – nearly double the amount reported over the previous week, according to data from the Florida Department …

www.wfla.com

I wish hospitals would refuse service to anyone who hasn’t been vaccinated. Treat them like the contagious fucks they are.

Or put them in those same cages trump put Mexican children in. Or worse Walter reed. Lol

And before republicans argue remember hospitals are private companies. If a baker can refuse to make a cake then a hospital should be free to refuse you.

The vaccines are failing. See Israel.

Now what?

 

[petro]

I'm wondering about the level of crazy that it takes to refuse a life-saving vaccine because you don't want to admit your cult leader messed up the response to the disease.

New Florida COVID cases nearly double in last 7 days, spike to highest number in 10 weeks

A total of 45,603 new COVID-19 cases were reported in Florida from July 9 to July 15 – nearly double the amount reported over the previous week, according to data from the Florida Department …

www.wfla.com

I wish hospitals would refuse service to anyone who hasn’t been vaccinated. Treat them like the contagious fucks they are.

Or put them in those same cages trump put Mexican children in. Or worse Walter reed. Lol

And before republicans argue remember hospitals are private companies. If a baker can refuse to make a cake then a hospital should be free to refuse you.

The vaccines are failing. See Israel.

Now what?

Next up.
Booster shot propaganda.