Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2

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Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
Politics·Jan 25, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Zhongxinyashi_Photo, Shutterstock.com​

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first official act as Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth announced today that all women in the military will now be nurses and they must wear those hot outfits like they did back in World War II.

Regardless of current rank or role, every woman in the armed forces will be issued a matching white nurse's outfit with the little hat, and all women will now be addressed as simply "nurse."

"This is the kind of military that defeated the Axis powers - a military where women were nurses, and they had hot matching outfits," explained Hegseth. "We are going to bring back what made the United States Armed Forces the best in the world, and that starts with women being nurses and wearing those weirdly sexy dresses."

Rank and file soldiers have roundly praised the move, saying it's the most positive step the military brass has made in decades. "This is what I signed up for - cute nurses wearing the little hats," said Corporal Sam Gamboa. "The problems in the military aren't because of a lack of some new program or new equipment. It starts with a lack of women being nurses and wearing hot matching outfits."

At publishing time, Hegseth had announced his second act would be requiring generals to be smoking a cigar at all times.

 

[Votto]

With Trump as President, the country is starting to actually make sense again.

 

[The Duke]

Gotta have the cigars. Big Stogies!

 

[Votto]

And to think, military personnel, with one stroke of a pen, when from looking like this:

To this:

All overnight!!!

If this does not boost recruitment, which is at all-time lows, nothing will.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

And to think, military personnel, with one stroke of a pen, when from looking like this:

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To this:
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All overnight!!!

If this does not boost recruitment, which is at all-time lows, nothing will.

Never saw anything like either one in my time in.

 

[The Duke]

Never saw anything like either one in my time in.

I've seen one of the hottest women in the world in the military, and she was a double-bar colonel, too.
She was fantastic at her job. I think it had something to do with hospitals.
Meanwhile..me and some pilot dudes are just like..hiding from her, because she was serious business.
They're sneaking in Budweisers n shit. I'm running amok, and then there's her.

She was beautiful. Oh, but she was authoritative.
She really was extra hot though. And she was in charge and so prim and proper. .Grrawr!
Good on her! Whoever she was, she did a really good job.
And then some, really.
And me and the pilot dudes were freakin' maniacs and she knew that but we still made it through.
She gave us some leeway.
She wasn't dumb enough to not know what we were doing. She knew, and we were..ok?
But we couldn't be getting too outside the box.
That's how it was. Her law was the law..but boys will be boys.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I've seen one of the hottest women in the world in the military, and she was a double-bar colonel, too.
She was fantastic at her job. I think it had something to do with hospitals.
Meanwhile..me and some pilot dudes are just like..hiding from her, because she was serious business.
They're sneaking in Budweisers n shit. I'm running amok, and then there's her.

She was beautiful. Oh, but she was authoritative.
She really was extra hot though. And she was in charge and so prim and proper. .Grrawr!
Good on her! Whoever she was, she did a really good job.
And then some, really.
And me and the pilot dudes were freakin' maniacs and she knew that but we still made it through.
She gave us some leeway.
She wasn't dumb enough to not know what we were doing. She knew, and we were..ok?
But we couldn't be getting too outside the box.
That's how it was. Her law was the law..but boys will be boys.

Never heard that term. What is that supposed to be? Even Google didn't help.

 

[Stann]

Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
Politics·Jan 25, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Zhongxinyashi_Photo, Shutterstock.com​

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first official act as Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth announced today that all women in the military will now be nurses and they must wear those hot outfits like they did back in World War II.

Regardless of current rank or role, every woman in the armed forces will be issued a matching white nurse's outfit with the little hat, and all women will now be addressed as simply "nurse."

"This is the kind of military that defeated the Axis powers - a military where women were nurses, and they had hot matching outfits," explained Hegseth. "We are going to bring back what made the United States Armed Forces the best in the world, and that starts with women being nurses and wearing those weirdly sexy dresses."

Rank and file soldiers have roundly praised the move, saying it's the most positive step the military brass has made in decades. "This is what I signed up for - cute nurses wearing the little hats," said Corporal Sam Gamboa. "The problems in the military aren't because of a lack of some new program or new equipment. It starts with a lack of women being nurses and wearing hot matching outfits."

At publishing time, Hegseth had announced his second act would be requiring generals to be smoking a cigar at all times.

I hope this is a bad joke. trump is batting Zero , he was wrong about everything.