Pedophile Jailed For Flashing Kids At Playground Kicking Himself For Not Doing It At Pride Parade Instead.

[Weatherman2020]

Pedophile Jailed For Flashing Kids At Playground Kicking Himself For Not Doing It At Pride Parade Instead

SEATTLE, WA — A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.

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[Moonglow]

Hindsight is 20/20.

 

[yidnar]

Hindsight is 20/20.

******

 

[Faun]

Pedophile Jailed For Flashing Kids At Playground Kicking Himself For Not Doing It At Pride Parade Instead

SEATTLE, WA — A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.

babylonbee.com

What is The Babylon Bee?

The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.​

The more relevant question is ... why do you go looking for pedophiles?

 

[Augustine_]

Pedophile Jailed For Flashing Kids At Playground Kicking Himself For Not Doing It At Pride Parade Instead

SEATTLE, WA — A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.

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Whenever anybody is imagining kids being flashed at a playground, it's a conservative imagining it 100% of the time

 

[mak2]

What is The Babylon Bee?​

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The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.​

The more relevant question is ... why do you go looking for pedophiles?

24/7/365. That is exactly what I have been saying. Only one reason I can think of.

 

[martybegan]

What is The Babylon Bee?​

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The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.​

The more relevant question is ... why do you go looking for pedophiles?

You do realize he posted this is satire, right?

 

[TNHarley]

What is The Babylon Bee?​

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The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.​

The more relevant question is ... why do you go looking for pedophiles?

DERP

 

[TNHarley]

Whenever anybody is imagining kids being flashed at a playground, it's a conservative imagining it 100% of the time

Oh look, more gaslighting from a leftist.
You realize there is a reason for this satire article, right?

 

[TNHarley]

24/7/365. That is exactly what I have been saying. Only one reason I can think of.

Oh look, more gaslighting from a leftist.
You realize there is a reason for this satire article, right?

 

[mak2]

Oh look, more gaslighting from a leftist.
You realize there is a reason for this satire article, right?

Yep. Surf on . Good hunting.

 

[TNHarley]

Yep. Surf on . Good hunting.

Yep, what? Scared to actually dive into the issue? Too busy gaslighting people for being decent?

 

[Weatherman2020]

Whenever anybody is imagining kids being flashed at a playground, it's a conservative imagining it 100% of the time

 

[iamwhatiseem]

 

[Moonglow]

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Match

 

[Moonglow]

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Burn the seats!

 

[Roudy]

What is The Babylon Bee?​

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The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.​

The more relevant question is ... why do you go looking for pedophiles?

 

[Roudy]

Whenever anybody is imagining kids being flashed at a playground, it's a conservative imagining it 100% of the time

 

[Faun]

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Seriously??

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• Bobby Stumbo Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy.

• Brent K. Schepp Republican Brent K. Schepp who is seeking election to the Kane County Board in November has been charged with sexually abusing two girls. He was named in a 26-count criminal indictment announced Friday by Kane County State’s Atty. John Barsanti. The charges are 14 counts of criminal sexual assault, 10 counts of criminal sexual abuse and two counts of unlawful delivery of alcohol to a minor. Prosecutors said Schepp knew his victims, who are now 15 and 16. The alleged abuse occurred last year between June and December. Bond is set at $75,000. Schepp faces a minimum sentence of 34 years in prison if convicted. Schepp is the Republican candidate in the race for an open County Board seat based in Aurora.Candidate indicted on child sex charges

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• David Swartz Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

• Dennis Hastert Republican Republican Speaker of the House in jail for the payments he made to cover up raping his wrestlers when he was a high school coach.

• Dennis L. Rader Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered.

• Donald "Buz" Lukens Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. A girl he was accused of sleeping with since she was 13.

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• Nicholas Morency Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

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• Tom Shortridge Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

 

[Roudy]

That's only because the Democrats, your president and his son are above the law. Hunter has been raping underage Chinese, Russian and Ukrainian girls forever. Even Bill Clinton stuck a cigar up the vagina of a 20 year old intern right in the Oval Office. Non of that bothers you cool aid drinkers as long as there's a D in front of their names. Even Trump was adored until he he changed from D to R.